What's the cutest thing your DC says that's wrong?

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My DS can't get his head round the word she, he always says her. For example when my DD is crying, DS always says 'her is angry' or 'does her need a clean nappy?' So sweet!

I'd love to hear yours 😊

My youngest doesn't use something, he nuses it. My eldest liked a good pilm and a pleep (film and sleep). We still go to the cinema to see a pilm!

Blamethecat
My daughter is 9 and still says merote for remote
My 4 year old made up his own word for a number bigger than infinity that we now as a family use to say how much we love each other.
When my daughter was about 3 she named the local newspaper shop the green shop as when the shutters were down they were green so now our families all call it that

Love these! 😂

My DS calls Grand Old Duke or York the Old Duke of Naught! Doesn't have the same ring to it 😂

My then 3 year old announced he had 'heart beeps'. He meant heartburn and had heard me complaining about it when I was pregnant with his sister. My heart still melts thinking about it

Scettos =Tesco
No 's' in front of words eg mall=small, mile=smile

Cup-of-chino
(Cappuccino)

And our medicine box is the ‘Poorly Box’ ❤️

A bunch of cubunger.

Lemon lolly shop was the local.pharmacy where she got a lemon Chupa Chup .
It was so sour.

Earbrows. Hairy old man ears of an elderly relative.

Countylator and barbecube are my current favourites!

My DS (now aged 15) used t call milk 'joop!'

DD is 11 - wanted Bonjela for a mouth ulcer but couldn't remember what it was called.
She said "bongola".
I nearly ingested myself laughing.
Another one, when she was a lot younger, she wanted to say "bitten" but couldn't get her brain engaged - came out as "bitened".
So cute

My DD now 15 used to say sam-is-i-mo for samosa.

She was so cute I recorded her and play it back from time to time 😂

Just remembered my older daughter used to call her knees her knee bows (leg elbows when asked why 😂)

Today my 5yr old asked when he'll be allowed a 'puppy flush' = Slush puppy.

I've been giggling all day about it.

My ds used to say truff-eyeful for trifle. So cute!

I wish I had noted down stuff my kids said wrong, the only one I remember is 'too roll' which was a mix of toilet and loo roll.

Though my 8 year old's speech is still not the clearest and his sisters keep taking the mickey cos he says 'it taste - es' instead of 'it tastes.' I think it's cute.

Oh just remembered my daughter called the back of your knees 'legpits' 😂

With 4 kids I have so many, but when my oldest now 9 was little he would ask for trees (broccoli) for dinner.
A cug cug was where he got confused with the words hug and cuddle.
We still use these now

Bumbly bee was my favourite 😊

DS 2
Firefly glass- magnifying glass
Stink- sink (always putting stuff in the stink)

DS 2
Guggle Gees - bumble bees, but spoken like a bad ventriloquist.
Nubbin - Muffin
Cock - clock.
Peas - please.
Peesh - peas.
Yesh - yes. He says it just like Ken Dodd's Diddy Man

Oh, some of these posts remind me that DD seemed to believe that beads, bees, and beans were all called the same thing (beans). Funny mental associations she must have!

Countylator is brilliant! Love all of these. Almost makes all the hard work worth it

We also had radylator and screwdledriver