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What's the worst thing that you've done in the last 24hrs? (LIGHTHEARTED)

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DustyDustyKeyboard · 26/04/2019 21:29

Forgive me, Mumsnet, for I have sinned. My name is DustyDustyKeyboard, and I drank wine from the bottle using a straw this evening.

Next confession?

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WhenEnoughIsEnough · 26/04/2019 21:31

Its DHS birthday tomorrow and I picked up a cake....and ate half of it so I'll have to get a new one tomorrow.

In my defence i shared it with the children and it kept them quiet for a little while.

ObscurePoetry · 26/04/2019 21:31

I confiscated a toy from a child in my class and forgot to give them it back.

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DustyDustyKeyboard · 26/04/2019 21:39

WhenEnoughisEnough and ObscurePoetry - down ten Bloody Marys for your sins.

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MrsExpo · 26/04/2019 21:45

Forgive me for I have sinned ....

I have eaten all of my Easter egg and not offered DH any of it.

Grin Grin

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DustyDustyKeyboard · 26/04/2019 21:46

Egg... singular?

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MrsExpo · 26/04/2019 21:49

Yes ... just the one ..... (but it was a big one ..... Grin)

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DustyDustyKeyboard · 26/04/2019 21:51

MrsExpo - 5 Bloody Marys!

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Marypoppinshats · 26/04/2019 21:53

I have just pretended to be asleep (in my defence I was asleep but woke up and just lay here) so that DH would deal with DS who has woken up. Now he’s in DS’s room I’m going to sneak and get wine.

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DustyDustyKeyboard · 26/04/2019 22:00

Marypoppinshats - you deserve nothing short of applause for the fact that you had the ovaries to go and get wine too!

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bamb00 · 26/04/2019 22:01

Said "prick" under my breath as my boss walked away, and a customer heard...

CherryCheezcake · 26/04/2019 22:02

Forgive me, oh Dusty, I bought half price Easter eggs in M&S food and am going to eat the lot.

Jessikka · 26/04/2019 22:05

I stole some of the OHs donuts, sellotaped the bag back down and pretended there was a mistake and one was just missing 🤷🏼‍♀️🤷🏼‍♀️

I don't even know why - he would have shared and wouldn't have minded 😂🤷🏼‍♀️

LarchedtotheLeft · 26/04/2019 22:06

I put my bag on the seat next to me on the train to discourage people from sitting down. I felt like some personal space this evening...

sideorderofchips · 26/04/2019 22:07

I finished my sons easter egg

spiderlight · 26/04/2019 22:09

I ate a huge chunk of 'my' Easter egg, then remembered that I'd swapped with DS because he didn't like the chocolate in his posh Waitrose one (which I have long since polished off) and wanted my cheapo KitKat one instead. I hoped DS wouldn't notice but he did and I blamed his dad.

Marypoppinshats · 26/04/2019 22:10

I have the wine now 🍷

SchrodingersBrexit · 26/04/2019 22:42

I'm on a baby free holiday with DP and drank a few too many glasses bottles of Prosecco last night and DP had to put me to bed.

I've suffered with a serious hangover today, though. Sad

safariboot · 26/04/2019 23:52

Dinner for me was a whole pepperoni pizza. I did put a bit of salad on it, but that's fooling no-one.

Dancer12345 · 27/04/2019 00:00

I’ve somehow eaten EIGHT slices of bread today. Yep that’s right, 8. Toast, sandwich at lunchtime, ran out of time to make a proper dinner before going out so had a sausage butty, then just had toast and jam when I got home.

cheesenpickles · 27/04/2019 00:08

Ate the kids Easter eggs and pretended to have a headache so my husband would drive instead.

eagleray · 27/04/2019 00:14

Allowed our small children to eat grapes on a low budget flight today

I have no idea if they'll be able to scrape them off the floor in time for the next flight

PickAChew · 27/04/2019 00:38

Danger fart.

chilledteacher · 27/04/2019 00:41

I had maternity leave return to work interview and after it finished early I came back via Costa so that DH had to give DS the bottle I'd expressed and timed it so he would have to do a nappy change as well.

BlondeBumshelll · 27/04/2019 00:43

Pretended I didn't hear DD shouting from the toilet that she'd done a poo so DP had to deal with it instead.

Ate loads of same DD's easter eggs this past few days and just opened another. It's saving her from eating too much chocolate though.

Told DP there wasn't anything interesting in the freezer so we needed to have chinese for dinner.

JoeElliotsMullet · 27/04/2019 00:49

I killed two snails :(
Accidentally, mind, not with malice aforethought. They were there on the path when I came home in the dark and went crunch. So I have committed snailslaughter.
What if they were a mummy and daddy snail out getting snail snacks for the baby snails?
I feel terrible.