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Original poster

What's the worst thing that you've done in the last 24hrs? (LIGHTHEARTED)

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DustyDustyKeyboard · 26/04/2019 21:29

Forgive me, Mumsnet, for I have sinned. My name is DustyDustyKeyboard, and I drank wine from the bottle using a straw this evening.

Next confession?

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CigarsofthePharoahs · 27/04/2019 07:30

Our cat has been unwell and is now a mostly indoor cat who hates using her litter tray.
She's just pooped on the rug and DH is dealing with it. He can deal with the kids too. I'm staying in bed.

Ownerofmultiplechimps · 27/04/2019 10:49

I pretended to be asleep when ds2 was shouting at 4.45 this morning so DP would get up with him for a change

Hayls17 · 27/04/2019 10:52

I’ve just stood in front of the fridge and eaten coleslaw straight from the tub for breakfast. I’m my defence I’m pregnant and I woke up craving it!

TaliZorahVasNormandy · 27/04/2019 11:48

I flirted accidently and quite embarrassingly with a guy at who work who is miserable in his relationship (I know this as he told me)

I will now spend next trying to avoid him without making it look like I'm avoiding him.

PH03b3 · 27/04/2019 11:59

Pretended I had forgotten my wallet in the takeaway so he would pay instead even though it was my turn.

Mehmehmeh19 · 27/04/2019 12:05

I ate a pork pie for my breakfast, that I found in my handbag after a trip to a local brewery last night. It was in the butchers bag still. I have no clue how I got the pie!

Crunchymum · 27/04/2019 12:18

Got pissed, came home hours later than I intended to (no issues. Kids were in bed, DP enjoyed an evening without me) but I felt so naughty struggling to find the keyhole at 1am

I'm suffering now.

QueenBeex · 27/04/2019 12:26

Someone in my house (I know who) has been going around opening all the fucking windows because 'it's so hot when i got out the bath' even though it's raining and I'm cold! So I've been sneaking behind them, each time they open a window I've been going in the room behind them and closing it again so far I've closed the hallway window, the living room window, and the kitchen window!

QueenBeex · 27/04/2019 12:27

JoeElliotsMullet

i HATE it when I accidently do this

MonkeyfaceThereturn · 27/04/2019 12:30

I'm baffled that someone thinks eating 8 slices of bread in a day is odd.

I eat that in one sitting

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DustyDustyKeyboard · 27/04/2019 12:34

10 Bloody Marys each!!

QueenBeex You need to change your name to WindowNinja!

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marvellousnightforamooncup · 27/04/2019 12:39

I've just had a pork pie and an Easter egg for lunch. Am supposed to be doing WW FFS! It was disgusting actually.

MummBraTheEverLeaking · 27/04/2019 12:45

Forgot to bring something with me for 1 year old DC after their early swimming lesson, we went to a cafe afterwards and very hungry so while waiting for eggs and toast - bought pombears. So technically, my child had pombears for breakfast

dontfluffthefluffer · 27/04/2019 12:55

Woke up, weighed myself (got a pleasant surprise with a small loss) and instantly walked to the kitchen and demolished half an Easter egg For breakfast.

I'm an idiot.

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