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Heaven or Hell - where will you end up?

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wineoclockthanks · 15/04/2019 17:09

Let's pretend they both exist.

I have done some not so good things in my life but overall, I think I'd be heaven-bound.

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Jsmith99 · 15/04/2019 23:37

Neither exists, of course, but if they did hell sounds like MUCH more fun. All the cool people would hang out there drinking and smoking and doing drugs while bitching about the boring do-gooders in heaven.

MitziTheTabbyIsMyOverlord · 16/04/2019 00:34

I'm with you @Jsmith99... the devil has the best tunes, the best drugs (cos... what harm they gonna do you?) all the drink (except the communion and kosher wine, and heaven can keep both of those!) and (as you say) the best people.

Who on earth wants to spend eternity with the smug bastards who've spent all their time living virtue-signalling their good deeds, in the knowledge of how they've booked their places because they're "better" than the rest of mankind.

Separated from God? I don't spend a huge amount of time with him right now, and neither of us feels the poorer!

BlackeyedGruesome · 16/04/2019 00:50

Heaven. Entry fee paid by the owner, not me. Not a chance otherwise.

aurynne · 16/04/2019 02:14

As an atheist I'll go straight to Hell. But not before my 1000 reincarnations.

LilQueenie · 16/04/2019 02:29

well I believe you go to a place with like minded people. So unless you have done something to others you would hate done to yourself and have not made amends then you are going to find yourself feeling that sort of feeling. that would be a form of hell. I think it would be a form of heaven for me but it all depends on how I judge myself at the point of crossing over.

MrsTerryPratchett · 16/04/2019 02:37

It's a pickle.

I've done lots of good in my life, working for charity and trying to help people.

But it was all for selfish reasons. I enjoy it and it makes me happy.

But I'm honest about that.

But it's still true...

It's there some sort of happy medium I could go to while I sort this out?

Camomila · 16/04/2019 07:23

As a practising Catholic I suppose heaven, but tbh I wouldn’t mind a go at reencarnation.

I dont like the idea of hell, I think I would give the really bad people some time in purgatory (to look down on the consequences of their actions) then back down for another go.

All average and ‘good’ people I’d ask if they fancied another go or if they wanted to go straight to heaven (and I’d let them know what their grandparents etc had chosen in case they were looking/waiting)

Blackboot1 · 16/04/2019 07:29

I'm a Catholic who's had an abortion. I'm screwed.

IJustLostTheGame · 16/04/2019 08:49

Blackboot1
Me too.
Let's plan to meet up and get stoned with Jim Morrison and Elvis in the future.

I've not been so bad I deserve a fiery torment, more of a permanently muddy festival or forever getting on the loo to discover no loo roll sort of hell.

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