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What word do you think sounds dirty, but isn't at all?

155 replies

Hushabyelullaby · 06/04/2019 19:28

I always think that the words, succumb and titular sound dirty.

Please share yours..

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NotMyFinestMoment · 08/04/2019 00:01

Moist. I always smirk and semi cringe whenever I have to use that word, lol

alltoomuchrightnow · 08/04/2019 00:16

Penal servitude

alltoomuchrightnow · 08/04/2019 00:18

I work at IKEA..
these ones always make me giggle , heard two ladies having a chuckle the other night too re the Vag ones
Kornfibbla
Vagmalla
Vajson

alltoomuchrightnow · 08/04/2019 00:19

Vagsjon, rather

alltoomuchrightnow · 08/04/2019 00:19

and Arv Brollop

DizzyPhillips · 08/04/2019 00:25

Package

Pianist

alltoomuchrightnow · 08/04/2019 00:26
  • 'Ere, Sandra, did you hear I dumped Kev?'
  • Sandra....'Whaaaat?'
  • All these years and he turns out to be a kornfibbla. I've lived a lie, I tell you, San'
  • Sandra -'I'm so sorry!'
_'It's ok, good riddance. He's now hooked up with that old arv brollop from down the Cock Inn. She's been flashing her vagmalla at him for ages...'
ErrolTheDragon · 08/04/2019 00:29

This thread sounds a lot like a round from I'm Sorry I haven't a Clue.

Someone's already mentioned fiscal, that's the one I was thinking of too.

WarCat · 08/04/2019 00:32

Fiscal

catburglar · 08/04/2019 00:36

I always squirm saying 'nostril' for some reason
Also 'focail', the Irish for 'word'
In fact here's a funny song about it:

DrinkReprehensibly · 08/04/2019 00:37

Impudence

OldAndWornOut · 08/04/2019 00:42

Clematis

ErrolTheDragon · 08/04/2019 01:05

Quantitative easing sounds a bit iffy too.

ErrolTheDragon · 08/04/2019 01:06

And ranunculus.

OldAndWornOut · 08/04/2019 01:08

Quantitative easing sounds rather nice..
Dunno what it is, but I think I might like it.

LashesZ · 08/04/2019 01:11

The KFC Big Daddy. The main reason why I don't go to KFC is because DP purposely orders this so I have to ask for it.

OldAndWornOut · 08/04/2019 01:12
Grin
INeedToGetHealthy · 08/04/2019 01:27

DH and I often watch How it's Made in the tv and always giggle at the words flange, stalk, and gusset.
We still laugh at log too.

Haribeau · 08/04/2019 01:59

Slit

DontCallMeShitley · 08/04/2019 03:10

Uvula

DontCallMeShitley · 08/04/2019 03:24

Cockchafer

nomoreshitshow · 08/04/2019 04:33

Masticate
Flaps
Shuttlecock
Dongle
Valve

I think I'm a bit immature because I think a lot of words could sound a bit rude in the right context/said the wrong way! Reminds me of Joey in Friends proving this point to Monica and Rachel...("Grandma's chicken salad...")

hazandduck · 08/04/2019 07:16

Rambunctious

vampirethriller · 08/04/2019 13:07

Jeggings.

DGRossetti · 08/04/2019 13:33

It's like Frankie Howerd was in the room ...

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