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What word do you think sounds dirty, but isn't at all?

155 replies

Hushabyelullaby · 06/04/2019 19:28

I always think that the words, succumb and titular sound dirty.

Please share yours..

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AlbusSeverusMalfoy · 06/04/2019 20:26

Shaft

shitpark · 06/04/2019 20:26

Cummerbund

wanderings · 06/04/2019 20:31

London Underground terminology is full of innuendo. Trip cock, butterfly cock, door isolating cock, Cockfosters.

Also the French word for a seal (the animal): "phoque".

spaniorita · 06/04/2019 20:34

Came here to say flange but will add spurt

thisonebreath · 06/04/2019 20:35

Lubricate

thisonebreath · 06/04/2019 20:37

Many years ago, I worked for a rail maintenance company. I always internally sniggered when ordering flange lubricator.

Craftycorvid · 06/04/2019 20:37

A phrase that pops up on the financial news occasionally: ‘fiscal tightening’

TheLurkingOne · 06/04/2019 20:40

Front garden

JC4PMPLZ · 06/04/2019 20:40

Shag pile

BondiandBabe · 06/04/2019 20:42

Split

itsinchicago · 06/04/2019 20:48

Plunge

SparklesAndUnicorns · 06/04/2019 20:52

Moist

TigerBreadAddict · 06/04/2019 20:55

Fiscal tightening just made me do my pelvic floors Grin

DeathyMcDeathStarFace · 06/04/2019 21:00

Cumberbatch.

Benedict Cumberbatch.

Wonder if he is as dirty as his name sounds.

TracyBeakerSoYeah · 06/04/2019 21:01

And me *

Knocker
Snake (especially when telling another friend about a friend's new snake!)
Plunge
Moist
Fanny Pack

Historydweeb · 06/04/2019 21:09

Homo erectus does it for me every time 😂

tabbiemoo · 06/04/2019 21:14

Gusset

QOD · 06/04/2019 21:16

I just said ‘clunge ‘

Out loud. Whilst sat next to my 74 year old dad

Minkies11 · 06/04/2019 21:31

Sorry can't resist but 'prick' in any context makes me giggle.
Actually .. giggle is slightly filthy as well...
Love this thread.

Stravapalava · 06/04/2019 21:39

Dollop.

Minkies11 · 06/04/2019 21:45

@stravapalava - Dollop! Brilliant.

Andylion · 06/04/2019 23:00

Portcullis.

fullprice · 06/04/2019 23:10

Gyratory

mimibunz · 06/04/2019 23:14

Air Lingus

missmouse101 · 06/04/2019 23:19

Those plumbing parts such as a 'male to female coupler...' Grin

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