DH wants to know if you've ever heard...

[NCKitten]

... the term shit weasel? If so, what do you think it means? Whilst we're at it, same for fuck nugget!

Fuckwit is our go to insult.
Ds even told his college tutor!!
May skip any meet ups!!

I prefer fuckpig.

Ours is Dickwad

😂😂😂😂

Spaffbadger

Shit weasel is a great insult, somewhat akin to cunt. Typically describes someone with particularly thoughtless / shitty behaviour of the kind that puts people out in quite a bad way.

Eg, that shit weasel in charge of c shift needs to get his finger out of his arse and get the place tidied up or someone is going to get hurt /die.

A fucknugget is just an eejit who has done something stupid but not necessarily dangerous.

I have. I think it means my FIL.

Oops, did I just say that out loud? Obviously I meant to say it’s equal to fuckwit.

We're fond of wankbadger

My pelvic floor can't handle this!!!

Aren't the alien arse parasites in Stephen King's dreamcatcher refered to as shitweasels?

I've heared fucknugget in conversation though, in the same vein as dickweed or knobhead, I.e. someone stupid/careless but not necessarily malicious or untrustworthy.

Shit weasel is when I'm not feeling I have to be polite and say cockwomble.

Ringsausage.

MN points to anyone who can say where/who we got the expression from!

DH & I use knob jockey (often shortened to knobber). Especially when referring to horrible (now thankfully ex) neighbour.

Mine is cockknocker

Haven't heard shit weazel. But have heard fuck nugget.

My preferences are cock womble. Or twat badger.

My (only spoken in my head) go-to is "CuntyChops" (I blame MN )

And "Ya Prick" in Victor McDade / Jack Jarvis voice

All terms I've heard. Next you'll be saying you've never heard of a monstrous pile of cunt?

Cockknocker
Dicksplash
Wankstain

Are the 3 best insults we have here.

Swear+mammal will always give you a great insult. Unless your mammal is a platypus. In which case it never works.

Pisspig ✅
Pissweasel ✅
Pissplatypus ❌

Fuckdonkey ✅
Fuckbadger ✅
Fuckplatypus ❌

Cuntweasel ✅
Cuntleopard ✅
Cuntplatypus ❌

See? It just doesn’t work.

We use the word melt
‘What a melt’ it’s fairly common where I live

I've always rather liked cuntbucket.

Yes to both and pretty much all of the others.

Wankbadger is a favourite though.

Isn't shitweasel all one word?