DH wants to know if you've ever heard...

[NCKitten]

... the term shit weasel? If so, what do you think it means? Whilst we're at it, same for fuck nugget!

I find them very try-hard insults, sorry 🙈

Cockwomble is my least favourite of the current profanities. Cock is fine but womble is just too twee.

Wanksplat

Some ones I remember are "shit burd" amd "fart knocker". Also once heard "wank spangle".

I think I prefer dumbass.

Also "twunt".

Cock womble, cunt bucket, knob jockey, pissy flaps, wank stain, arsey chops...I use profanity quite a lot it would seem.

Fanny rat - one who dips their penis in a number of women's vaginas.

I would say Dick Weasel rather than Shit Weasel, but yes to Fuck Nugget our dog thinks it's his actual name

Dickbag. Can be a bag made from a dick or a bag full of them. Either way a satisfying insult

"Turd steam". Not even good enough to be the turd.

The one I always fall back on is just a plain old "FUCKO".

Australian here, can confirm shit weasel is a thing.
Also fuck nugget and fucktard.
Also cunt weasel.
Also knob jockey.
And asshat and assclown
A turd burglar might show you his chocolate starfish if you are so inclined too.

Twunt mixture of twat and my favourite swear word of cunt

Crapweasel is one that I say

Hoofwanking Spanglecunt