Things you want to say to people but can't.

[MaybeIamUngrateful]

Mine is to my 2 sisters and 4 brothers, all adults.

I WANT TO BE AN AUNTY.

obviously I can't say that for various reasons,one being that it's none of my business.

But I've had my children, (ones and adult)and been sterilised and I want to be someone's fun aunt

Yes I am pregnant, but STOP FUCKING TOUCHING MY BUMP!
This is to family who are lovely, and are doing so much for us, but I am so fed up of being patted.

For fucks sake, watch where your toddler daughter is going! Just because you are some sort of 'free-spirit' doesn't mean you can leave her to get under other people's feet. Or fall over, cry and have to be picked up by a complete stranger.

LynetteScavo I've been there, still am here actually but Ds2 saw enough light to at least get 4s and 5s and is now doing level 3 Betec. He is working like stink in year 12 or appears to be.

The reason I'm so tired all the time is because it takes so much effort to keep going every day and keep the tears inside.

You’ve let me down so many times I am embarrassed to be your wife. I’ve done every can to change you and you’ll never change, please just start to be a responsible adult.

I'm not trying to be rude, I can't invite you round because I'm terrified you'll ask where the enormous, noisy and irritating Christmas present you bought the DC is.
I'm hoping you'll forget before too long!

'You were abused. You told me about it and I believed you without question. All those things you do remember and won't forgive me for were done in an effort to protect you'.

'Your father made me choose. If I didn't do as he said, he was going to take you and commit suicide with you in the car. I chose you. Your life. I had nowhere to go, nobody to talk to, no way out. So I chose you. And I knew this would be at the cost of you being taught to hate me. But I chose you, not me.'

"You're dreaming if you think I can't see your agenda"

It's not up to us to fill your time because you decided to retire. We have our own lives and want to live them! Our weekends are precious and we don't want to spend them all with you. Get a bloody dog and go out!

Your sister had your measure, so did I and now your father has. I know I will be seen as the one that has turned him against you, but nope - this is something you’ve done all by yourself. And when you realise just how much you have genuinely offended him by your actions I hope it’s not too late because when we first met you were lovely, you can go back to being that person again you know.

Fuck off to fuck all you fucking Catholic priveliged bigots with your shitty fake left wing bullshit about being inclusive as long as we sit all day in your proselytising schools learning about YOUR lady and sitting at the back of the room while you prepare for holy communion with your closed minded child abusing woman hating priests who still control the whole fucking country.

(Greetings from ireland)

To DS1 and DMIL, I'm not ever getting back with ExDP.

You are the most manipulative, selfish, toxic, envious and hypocritical human being I've ever encountered, hiding under the guise of being "needy", "insecure", "anxious", and "stressed". I rue the day I ever thought you were worthy of my friendship almost as much as I celebrate the day I dumped you. You are living proof that karma does not work in a linear time fashion.

Just calm the fuck down.

Person 1. dear God you are doing my head in! You chose to do what you did, that had made your life 'so hard' suck it up!

Person 2. I bloody love you. I never want to be without you.

Ds - please just stop talking, once in a while (he's 8!)

I can imagine you as a MNer at home with DD and DC2 on the way and reading my posts and thinking "Christ Barton's friend sounds like a right selfish bitch, what an awful person"

Only you're reading a post about you

But the divorce between your behaviour and how you justify your behaviour is such a complete disconnect now I doubt you'd recognise yourself even if I gave very identifying details...

STOP MOANING AND JUST DO YOUR JOB!!!! You are a horrible person. If I don't share your opinion don't get mardy!!!! Arrggghhbhhh.

To my work colleague (who thinks she manages me but doesn’t).
Yes, I have read that email, it was actually sent to me too.
You don’t need to ask our line manager if it’s ok for me to take an earlier lunch, I’ve already checked/cleared it with her.
Take your phone off DND and speak to people, I can’t answer every one because you get nervous on the phone, it’s your feckin role.
Oh and finally, the morning team 5 minute meeting is at 8.55 sharp, not 9.02. You live 12 minutes from the office fgs.

To my brother: please stop arranging to see us whenever your wife is out of town. That’s the only time you want to meet up, and it’s just to entertain your kids because you don’t want to spend the day with them. Your kids are lovely but they are VERY badly behaved. Try giving them some love amidst all the sugar and shouting. I don’t enjoy seeing you and them. My dc don’t behave like that. And it would probably be fine if you once asked us a question about any of us but no, you just treat us like childcare and ignore who we are

I miss my big brother, but I don’t feel a part of your family anymore

Stop complaining about wanting to lose weight and then blaming every diet or eating plan.
Slimming world, Weight Watchers, 5:2, low carb, low calorie, low fat, Cambridge Diet, Slim Fast.
It's not them, it's you.

My face says exactly what I'm thinking so I really need not say anything at all!

I really don’t like any of you but my bills need paying so I’m keeping the “nice” act up until I find another job. You’re all stuck up, bitchy, nasty, gossipy people but I can’t tell you while you pay my wages.

My salary is entirely inappropriate and inadequate. Sort your shit out or I'm off.

Fakersgonnafake Tue 19-Feb-19 21:11:33
"You are the most manipulative, selfish, toxic, envious and hypocritical human being I've ever encountered, hiding under the guise of being "needy", "insecure", "anxious", and "stressed". I rue the day I ever thought you were worthy of my friendship almost as much as I celebrate the day I dumped you. You are living proof that karma does not work in a linear time fashion."

You've met my sister then. Fake fucker isn't she

Classmates: if you are saying "sorry, I've no idea" every time it's your turn to translate a very short sentence composed entirely of words we've already come across several times in the lesson, do you think you should go back a level?