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I know my ndn isn't on mn because.....

38 replies

Cally62 · 17/02/2019 08:51

She's such a dirty slut who leaves her washing on the line overnight.

She obviously doesn't know that's when the spiders come out and rub their willies all over her washing. Grin

OP posts:
Therewere5inthebed · 17/02/2019 09:15

Charming!

greyspottedgoose · 17/02/2019 09:17

Don't be cruel, educate her!

Perty01234 · 17/02/2019 09:20

🙈😂😂😂😂😂

Cosmos45 · 17/02/2019 09:20

Hasn’t this been done to death?

CuriousaboutSamphire · 17/02/2019 09:22

You mean darked to death...

Livedandlearned · 17/02/2019 09:24

I'm on mn and my washing was left out all night. Dh is to blame.

You don't know her story.

DoneLikeAKipper · 17/02/2019 09:25

Hasn’t this been done to death?

That’s not the correct response.

OP: darked on

MN: Looool

OP: cancel the check

MN: LOLOLOL

OP: penis beaker

MN: HHAHAHAA please stop, I’m dyyyyyinggg.

And so forth, forevermore until Mumsnet drowns in posters peeing themselves in laughter.

Cosmos45 · 17/02/2019 09:28
Grin
PutyourtoponTrevor · 17/02/2019 09:58

😴😴😴😴😴😴

SloeBerri · 17/02/2019 10:18

Nah, I am on here

GrumpyOldMare · 17/02/2019 10:34

Actually I am on here. I regulary leave my washing on the line overnight. Nothing bad has happened except the odd unexpected shower.

CheddarAndCrackers · 17/02/2019 10:51

@DoneLikeAKipper Grin don't forget tea being spat over laptops, babies being awakened, DHs giving funny looks, ddog staring... Wink

thedogattacksthetissuebox · 17/02/2019 10:52

Mine is out there right now. I'll feel really naughty tomorrow putting my darked on spider penis undies on.

PuppyMonkey · 17/02/2019 10:55

And someone will mention loo brushes in a minute.

DisplayPurposesOnly · 17/02/2019 10:57

I love the expression 'darked on', it's wasted on something as prosaic as the washing being left out over night.

shiveringtimber · 17/02/2019 10:57

And sausage rolls, froot shoots, grapes...

CheddarAndCrackers · 17/02/2019 10:58

Mine is out there right now. I'll feel really naughty tomorrow putting my darked on spider penis undies on

You rebel, you! Grin

DoneLikeAKipper · 17/02/2019 11:03

@CheddarAndCrackers, ah yes, the spat-out-tea syndrome. There are so many dehydrated Mumnetters on here with water damaged electronics Sad.

GunpowderGelatine · 17/02/2019 14:06

Maybe she has a hidden disability?

mommymooo · 17/02/2019 14:08

I really don't understand this post but confused is it a MN running joke??

SparklySneakers · 17/02/2019 14:10

Are you my neighbour?
My dining chair covers have been wank fodder for spiders for the past two nights. And last night my towels were darker on.

In the summer, I wash in the evening if it's due to be sunny the next day so that it's drying by the time I get back from the school run.

CottonSock · 17/02/2019 14:10

If you are in the UK, very unreasonable in winter. Otherwise carry on

bumsandtums · 17/02/2019 14:11

haha love this thread.

PutyourtoponTrevor · 17/02/2019 14:11

Yeah mommymooo but never particularly funny

CuriousaboutSamphire · 17/02/2019 14:14

It is indeed mommymoo and as Trev said, rarely as funny as it might be!