I know my ndn isn't on mn because.....

[Cally62]

She's such a dirty slut who leaves her washing on the line overnight.

She obviously doesn't know that's when the spiders come out and rub their willies all over her washing.

What a lovely way to speak about another woman.

It wasn’t funny the first gazillion times and it doesn’t age well either.. I fear many more as summer approaches.. yawn

don't forget tea being spat over laptops, babies being awakened, DHs giving funny looks, ddog staring

You forgot the howling. “Howling here, OP!”
The thought of an adult siting at their laptop/ tablet whatever and “howling” in a wolf-like fashion makes me cringe so hard it’s painful.

I left my washing out overnight last night. Today it’s lovely and “outdoor fresh”

"Outdoor Fresh" is that a bit cold, possibly not quite as dry as I thought

Slut?

Slattern...

BrendaUrie I was wondering the same.
So the neighbour leaves her washing out overnight, ergo she has lots of sexual partners. Nice.

the neighbour leaves her washing out overnight, ergo she has lots of sexual partners

That's one definition of slut. There is another one.

Slut is also an archaic term for a woman with low standards of cleanliness.

Has the good weather brought a sense of humour failure to the UK?

This thread is probably the most extreme example of posters "dying of laughter" that I have ever seen.

www.mumsnet.com/Talk/general_advice_tips/752184-hauck-stroller-pound-25-Asda

I'm absolutely roaring with laughter, I can't see the screen for tears! DH has just called downstairs to see if I'm ok.

I had to share this with DH and we are both trying not to wake the kids with our laughter!

It's not original, and not funny once you've heard it already, and out of context.

Like retelling someone something that was funny at the time....

Have a bisqueet