U know you're a nurse when.....

[kentgal]

Here's some to get the ball rolling

You can't help visually checking people's veins out when you are talking to them in any situation

You automatically roll your eyes at the phrase "I googled my symptoms...."

You know the true effect of the full moon on a night shift

Black pens become treasured items.
You become an expert in translating the doctors writing.
You count the cutlery after each meal and try to swipe through all your doors at home (mh nurse).

@SusanF62 every time you say the Q word a fairy dies.