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simple jokes needed for my 7 year old ds to use in talent show ...

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pepsi · 04/07/2007 10:22

DS7, who is mild aspergers, has put his name down to do the school talent show, he wants to tell jokes, trouble is he doesnt like any of mine and his current one he made up.....Why did the body cross the road......to get his head, wont I think get any laughs. He loves trains and animals so anything along those lines great. He likes knock knock stuff and why did the xxx cross the road and what do you get if you cross a xxx with a xxx sort of thing. Come on make me laugh!

OP posts:
peasoup · 18/09/2008 19:57

Q- What's a Wok?
A- Something you throw at a wabbit

beanieb · 18/09/2008 20:00

What do Maggots read...

Maggotzines.

My brother got best joke in a magazine with that one, he's been annoying us with terrible puns ever since.

hughjarssss · 18/09/2008 20:01

Why did the scientist install a knocker on his door?
He wanted to win the No-bell prize.

(how come this thread is back?)

IAteDavinaForDinner · 18/09/2008 20:02

Waiter asks for order from customer in restaurant. Man says "Steak and kiddly pie, please". Waiter says "Do you mean steak and kidney pie, sir?". Man says "That's what I said, diddly I?".

I know some 7 year olds who will laugh about that for aaaaaaaaaaages.

IAteDavinaForDinner · 18/09/2008 20:03

Oh goodness me, I hope the talent show went well ... last year!

LaylaandSethsmum · 18/09/2008 20:03

What did the traffic light say to the car?

Don't look at me, I'm changing!

WowOoo · 18/09/2008 20:06

I thought your son's joke was very funny, he should give it a go!

Knock knock
Who's there
Arthur.
Arthur who?
Are there any more biscuits?

Zola78 · 18/11/2011 09:11

Sorry but DS7 joke was by far the best one! I'm still laughing now :-) Its pure comedy lol.

MummyAbroad · 25/03/2012 03:52

I know this is a really old thread, but I have really enjoyed reading it, cant wait to tell DS some of these tomorrow. Here is my effort:

What do you call a horse with three legs?
A Wonky Donkey

What do you call a horse with three legs and one eye?
A Winky Wonky Donkey

Grin Grin Grin

Littleprincessrocks · 24/07/2012 00:31

Just thought I would add one I heard from a special little guy

Why did the computer catch a cold?
Because he left his Windows open!

And DDs favourite 2:
What do you call cheese that doesn't belong to you?
Nacho Cheese (not your cheese)

What cheese can you use to hide a horse?
Mascarpone

Cremolafoam · 24/07/2012 00:32

What kind if biscuits fly?

Plain onesBiscuitWink

Littleprincessrocks · 24/07/2012 00:33

What type of bee's make milk?
Boobies! Grin

moomoomummy · 25/06/2015 10:40

where did the one-handed man go ?
to the second hand shop!!!!

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