Ok then, just for you @quimreaper :)
DH worked in a shop that sold model planes, train sets, RC cars etc. These planes are not toys, they are expensive pieces of hobby equipment costing several hundred pounds and are for adults. As such, the glues used for them are very strong and have age advise on them that they shouldn't be used by children.
DHs new teenager trainee didn't listen when he was told how strong they were... He was putting together a window display and instead of using one of the average glues which would have been perfectly acceptable, he decided to use the biggest baddest glue he could. It spilt on his hands, he leant against the window and within a few seconds was bonded to the window, in full view of the busy street and all the customers.
Luckily being a well stocked shop, they had glue dissolver (possibly not it's technical name) as well, but unluckily being a staff full of sods they kept 'forgetting' to go and get it, getting 'distracted' by making a cup of tea, getting snacks etc, which obviously they consumed in front of him, while telling curious customers why he was in the window sulking. After a couple of hours, they decided he'd learned his lesson and released him...