Songs where the singer needs a MN intervention

[TheFaerieQueene]

I’ve got a Spotify playlist running and Jolene by Dolly Parton has just played.

If ever a woman needed to hear some truths from MN it is her. If she has to plead with the OW to leave her man alone, she isn’t in a great place!!

I’m sure there are loads out there that MN could help the singer, whatever the problem 😉

Adele - someone like you.
Don’t be a stalker, luv.

Did I really just spell love as luv.
What’s wrong with me FFS?

I've always thought of Every Breath you Take as the ultimate Stalker's Song

@OMGithurts is it? i thought it was meant to be a love song!

BobbyGentry

And don't forget

"When I, I get to know your name
And I can trace your private number, baby"

Stalker alert .

Sting followin’ The flippin’ Script... in ‘If You Love Somebody Set Them Free’ clearly havin’ his cake and eating it 🧁 🚩

♪ (Free, free, set them free.)
Set them free.
(Free, free, set them free.)

You can't control an independent heart,
(Can't love what you can't keep)
Can't tear the one you love apart.
(Can't love what you can't keep)
Forever conditioned to believe that we can't live,
We can't live here and be happy with less ♪

I hated the PussyCatDolls one
Don't you wish your girlfriend... terrible portray of women

Also Sting Don't Stand so Close to me

The guy had issues.

@planespotting no, it's meant to be a stalker song

"In a 1983 interview with the New Musical Express, Sting explained: "I think it's a nasty little song, really rather evil. It's about jealousy and surveillance and ownership." "

www.songfacts.com/facts/the-police/every-breath-you-take

Adele - "Hello" - wants to meet up "after all these years" etc etc - get over it, he's moved on and you should too!

He’s obviously not that into you Kylie, build some self respect and think about completing the freedom program, sounds like he’s already attached and is just vying for attention in, ‘I should be so lucky.’

♪ I should be so lucky
Lucky, lucky, lucky
I should be so lucky in love

It's a crazy situation
You always keep me waiting
Because it's only make believe
And I would come a-running
To give you all my loving ♪

Blurred Lines!

You need to listen to Sylvia's Mother, Dr Hook

ABBA - When You Kissed The Teacher - you were wildly inappropriate and could've got him sacked. You were being v v v v U.

Gene - It doesn't matter you were Only 24 Hours from Tulsa, you are a lying cheating shit!

What a great thread OP

I'm going to think of more!

Livin on a Prayer by Bon Jovi

Tommy doesn’t work and is clearly a cocklodger. Gina needs to stop listening to all his bullshit about “holding on” and “making it” and kick him out and change the locks.

Kinky Boots - they'll love 'em on Style and Beauty board

Laid - James. You sound like you're having fun, but it doesn't seem like a very healthy relationship for either of you. I'd get out if I were you

In a similar vein, fast car by Tracy Chapman. If you buy a fast car, drive it on your own. You have the drive and work ethic and he doesn't

And your childhood was abusive

It's my party and I'll cry if I want to.

Nooo! Just tell Judy and Johnny to get out and then enjoy yourself with the rest of your mates.

Luka (Suzanne Vega) - you need to speak to someone urgently. Is there a teacher you trust?

Stealth - and Tracey needs to stop listening Behind the Wall and call 999

Secret Love Song by Little Mix

Run to you by Bryan Adams

Both affair situations

I thought Nothing Compares 2 U was about drugs.

BobbyGentry, your name has reminded me of one: Ode to Billy Joe. I'm not sure whether to advise her to try to find new friends, or point her towards the stately homes threads!

And, Candi Staton - you need to stop chasing after this shit and find someone worthy of you (Young Hearts Run Free)