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Weirdest Thing Found In Your Garden

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CharlyAngelic · 09/01/2019 17:21

Inspired by a pre Christmas thread about Wonky Candles and a poster making a water feature out of a “minge” found in her garden.
I found male gay porn magazines ( in early 1990s ) and on a different occasion money ( 2 £20 notes , I think they were mine , to be fair , caught up in some till receipts for recycling bin )
I am sure Mumsnetters can better this !

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feska5 · 10/01/2019 22:37

A pair of binoculars.

noraclavicle · 10/01/2019 22:43

Washing machine. Alongside a perfectly preserved packet of butter, circa 1986. Would have gone well with Raspberry88‘s slice of white bread ...

DF more excitingly found some Border Reivers artefact, which then made its way to the local museum.

noraclavicle · 10/01/2019 22:44

I’ll add these things were buried well down!

ChesterGreySideboard · 10/01/2019 23:01

I do wonder about the thought process.

What should I do with this washing machine/oven door/ford cortina? I know, bury it in the garden.

HoleInTheGround · 11/01/2019 00:14

Bit of a long story:

A big hole in the ground. And when I say big, it was fairly large. We had decided to build a two-storey extension to the side of our house, wide enough for a garage and entrance hall (and bedroom above), with a bit left over for side access. Getting planning permission was easy, but building control wanted to know where the sewer pipe was because the official sewer plans had disappeared.

So the builders got digging, and found a round, rather large, red clay pipe. Which was the sewer pipe. But on clearing away some of the dug-up earth to make it clearer to the officials, they uncovered something else that was red and curved. Just a little more excavation suggested it was a brick dome.

One of the builders, eager to know what was underneath and how deep it was, stood with one foot on the ground and the other on the dome, and hit it with a lump hammer. Eventually there was a thunk when the broken bricks hit the bottom of the hole. But by then, the builder, who was a smart guy, had jumped off the dome as he realised he was potentially standing on top of a lot of nothing.

Further excavation revealed a hole about 8 feet in diameter and about 20 feet deep, which had been very expertly capped with the brick dome. It had quite smooth walls, so had been expertly carved from the deep chalk layer.

It probably wasn’t a well, not just because of the size, but also there was no evidence of it containing water. Best suggestion was that it was an ice-house as the house was originally a farm manager’s house plus a dairy.

It needed a heck of a lot of filling with non-organic matter (truck-loads of broken tile from a local tile factory) and a metre of concrete on top, plus a reinforced concrete raft to build the extension on. Interesting, but expensive.

The best thing was that it obviously became the talk of the neighbourhood, and we got used to groups of people coming up and peering over the mandatory safety barriers to have a look. One was an old lady in her 90s who had always lived in the area, and said she remembered from before the nearby houses were built, and that there had been a dairy there, hence the idea that it was an ice-house.

DraculaAD1972 · 11/01/2019 00:40

I found a missing dog. Had been all over social media for weeks and there she was behind my shed!

walksen · 11/01/2019 00:53

An old sledgehammer, a rusty hammer and what looked suspiciously like two bags of very old weed hidden in a camera bag.

WTFIsAGleepglorp · 11/01/2019 00:56

A car engine.

thefirstmrsdewinter · 11/01/2019 01:06

A fresh tooth, like a big molar with bloody roots and everything. Actually the dog found it in the garden, brought it in the kitchen and dropped it on the floor. I worried it was the dog's own tooth but he wouldn't let me look in his mouth so I took him to the vet, who pronounced him dentally intact and said it might be a fox tooth. Dog tooth roots are different apparently.

We'd had something rummaging in the dog poo compost pit at night and in retrospect I wondered if it was the fox with such a sore mouth that it wasn't able to eat normal food. I felt quite bad for it.

Magmatic80 · 11/01/2019 01:31

DM found a very dead cat in a bin liner buried in new garden when I was about 12.

Pinkyyy · 11/01/2019 01:43

What an interesting thread, makes me want to dig up my garden and see what's hiding under there!

payperview · 11/01/2019 01:45

@Serin did they live on a farm?? When my Nan was a little girl, an escaped circus elephant ate the cabbages from her parents farm.

My Nan also had a German WW2 plane come down on the farm. The dying boy inside said he was only 16 years old. They'd whipped him until he got on the plane. He was very well looked after in his last minutes. The village vicar even got there in time to give him his last rites.

tiddlyipom · 11/01/2019 02:30

The house we are in now had been renovated before we moved in and I think they must have used the back garden as a skip, we had to hire one to get rid of all tbeir crap.
We found a massive rolled up carpet, a toilet and sink, a shitload of bricks, cement that had been tipped in a corner, hundreds of bones that their dog had chewed on, also a dog skeleton,buried, complete with grave marker.
More recently, we found a possum which drowned in the pool and last year, an enormous toad got into the pool - we rehomed that one though!

MooseBeTimeForSnow · 11/01/2019 02:38

A brown bear at one house and elk at the other. As my name suggests, I’m in Canada.

SusieQ5604 · 11/01/2019 03:38

A bullet! Someone fired a rifle in the air on New Year's Eve and it ended up in my backyard!

marcopront · 11/01/2019 04:36

We have monkeys living in our garden, so we often find half eaten mangos. They get quite smelly.

Frogletmamma · 11/01/2019 04:50

I think the gonks win. I was always scared of them

FerretyFemale · 11/01/2019 05:22

We often have ferrets in our garden Wink

Oddest thing I found in the back garden was a whole pizza complete with shrink wrap plastic on it. Coincidentally I also found our main coon cat looking extremely pleased with herself. She must have been in someone's kitchen and absconded with it!

Maelstrop · 11/01/2019 06:40

Bits of bomb. The house was built after the war. The seller was Bomb disposal and assured us there were no dangerous bits left!

Mrsdarcyiwish10 · 11/01/2019 09:25

In have a hole, no matter how much rubble or soil I put in it it is never full, just goes into an abyss, we are built by old coal mine shafts though.

Deathraystare · 11/01/2019 09:29

Nothing exciting but the people that lived there before Mum and Dad had lived there all their lives and apparently loved to bury things. Old milk bottles (the type that fancy shops would charge a fortune for! Oh and Dad had a hell of a time digging something up - a garden roller!

ciderhouserules · 11/01/2019 09:49

payperview that's so sad. Sad

I can't really contribute to this fab thread, other than the usual bits of pottery/coins/bones, but like maelstrop we used to find lots of bits of ammunition, but then we did live on Salisbury Plain!

CharlyAngelic · 11/01/2019 10:42

Yes , I agree with @ciderhouserules , very sad @payperview .

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MyFamilyAndOtherAnimals1 · 11/01/2019 10:47

Wait, I'm so confused - OP - a minge? Blush

MyFamilyAndOtherAnimals1 · 11/01/2019 10:48

Aww Sad @payperview

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