CF at the cinema left me speechless

[florentina1]

I went to the cinema today with DH today. As I went through the double doors, DH held the door open for a group of 4 women. As I waited for him with the box of popcorn, one of the woman helped herself to some. Then she had the cheek to,say “oh that’s nice”..

So she was clearly trying to steal your husband. Track her down and fight the bitch!

😂 love it!

I would have probably chucked a few bits at her head in the hope it stuck to the CF hair.

@Drogosnextwife

Nah, you need to chuck cherry lips. They hurt when they rattle off someone's head and, if you lick them, they'll stick in your victim's hair.

I would imagine 🙈🙉🙊

@MorningsEleven

You are right, the popcorn probably wouldn't stick. Now I'm thinking ice cream.

You sound like a pro though 😂

Ha ha! You have to get your missiles from Hime Bargains though. The one time I let my kids get pick and mix at Vue I hyperventilated through the entire film at the cost of it. To add insult to injury my son threw the whole lot up on the way home 🤣

To top it all the film was shit and the popcorn dire. So I guess she did me a favour.

@dingledangles

For sure at least an indignant “oi!!!” would come out?

@Yabbers I honestly don't think it would 😂 I have been shocked into silence many a time. Actually I usually do an infuriating nervous laugh....

A few years back we had a supply teacher in. He wasn't the best fit in the department, but the final straw came when I walked into the staffroom with my fish & chip lunch, and he swoops past grabbing some of my chips! I was too surprised to say anything, and my colleagues were momentarily speechless. We had a new supply teacher on Monday Meanwhile I had to eat the rest of it because the rest of the lunchtime was too short, and it was tight enough anyway.

I've undertaken mutual chip nicking with mates which is a more fair playing field, but to swipe food off a stranger is very cheeky fuckery. I'm not germ phobic, but random, unsolicited hands touching my food is not nice!

I would have asked her if she would like to wash it down with a gulp of my cola. Cheeky mare.

The two posters mentioning giving eyes to others in order to get a treat made me laugh as it reminded me of my son when he was around 18 months old and we used to travel on the bus a lot. He would stand on the seat beside me, but facing the other way. If a woman was sat behind us he would give her his toothy grin and cow eyes until she gave him a biscuit or sweets etc.
If it was an old lady, even better in his eyes. 😂
When he got older he learnt that flattering his friends mums got him fed too. One of his friends mums used to buy him a pack of his favourite biscuits that no one else was allowed to eat!
I have raised a CF, sorry.