Facebook Selling Shit - The Valentine's Edition

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£13 for this. "No time waisters"

Is the “hamper” included?

I love a good Facebook tat thread.

None yet here but it's only a matter of time before the glitter kilner jars filled with strawberry lube and hot chocolate turn up.

That's actually quite nice compared to some.. not that I'd want a crate of shite for valentines day but still

Valentine's Day?! It's the fifth of fucking January . Maybe she's expecting a rush... It's shit like this that makes me wish I was on FB

Is that a washing basket?

@Hefzi - the Co-op near us had Hot Cross Buns on the shelves on New Year's Day.

Someone in my local FB is really into hammering small nails into a plank of wood and winding some wool in between the nails to make a very simple pattern (in a very simple way, no skill involved). I saw a heart one marketed as a great Christmas gift. Must watch this space to see if it's resurrected as a great Valentine's gift.

I actually quite like it, love hampers people make up. Could do with some cellophane and some sparkle and ribbons though. Needs dressing imho

I think it's a Curvers woven style plastic storage basket

£1.99 from The Range

I see your "hamper" and raise you these. Sequin hearts. £3 each. Fuck knows what you'd do with them. And tatty light up frames with enough glitter to line the Australian coast.

@wowfudge my local co-op had a full range of Easter eggs out on boxing day 2016. I was very

@wowfudge heathens, I tell you! Next stop year round stollen - I imagine that the latter days of the Roman Empire were something like this...

I saw Easter stuff in Tesco last week next to the reduced Christmas stuff.

You can get those basket in Poundland. Someone has clearly spent a tenner and thought they could turn a profit

sirmione16

That sequin heart looks like a mutant strawberry!!

This one's only a tenner!

That balloon will be a bit limp by Valentine’s Day.

Are they just making them with leftover selection boxes?

Also, have they got “ponce” written on their wall?

I think it says ....G ONCE

What ever the previous word is, it ends with a G and the last word is ONCE.

Those little balloons on sticks aren't helium. They last for aaaaages as they're glued onto the sticks.

They could have cut up one of these bigger signs to isolate the phrases around the kitchen.

Try again.

Nope. I pressing the little paperclip, but nothing's happening.

KITCHEN RULES
IF IT SMELLS THROW IT AWAY
DON'T WASTE FOOD
IF IT'S DIRTY
WASH IT!
WHEN NOT IN USE DON'T
LEAVE IT SWITCHED ON
BE KIND TO THE
COOK
REMEMBER YOUR
TABLE MANNERS
TRY EVERYTHING ONCE
IF YOU GET IT OUT
PUT IT AWAY

This.
Ultimate facebook Tat.
Horrific. Hideous.

This isn't valentines related sorry - but I really want to post as I was laughing so much at it. Someone posted this as a 'blanket/outdoor rug'. Maybe it could be taken on romantic picnics though, so could be for Valentine's Day after all!

Oh oh I've got one... just the most hideous....

i dont the first one was that bad tbh