Facebook Selling Shit - The Valentine's Edition

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£13 for this. "No time waisters"

hahaha I think the pickled Cupid are quite funny. it reminds me of lady cottingtons book of pressed fairies.

wouldn't buy one though.

@ihadasleepintoday I think that's a horse rug. Not for people (I hope)!

£20 for the glass(es) ... seller isn’t clear if it’s a set of three but warns it’s the last one.

£15 personalised pebble pictures. With examples of the “personalised” bit.

I actually quite like the pebble pictures. I think I’ll get my 4 year old to make that from stuff he finds on our walks.

Would rather just have a box of these ta..

@wierdwords they are vile. Looks like a foetus in a pickling jar.

Disturbing!

@WhoTookTheChristmasCookie that was my feeling too.

Those wine glass candlesticks are hideous - they look like graveyard flowers in a dome iykwim.

Cook - I’ve seen those ferrero rocher “bouquets” on here before, and then saw a woman at work had one on her desk! I couldn’t believe someone had actually purchased one!

The ultimate gift for a Mumsnetter.

I feel like this could have been cute? I don't know. The rogue rock baffles me

The rock looks like it’s about to brain the person on the right.

Maybe if the maker had put it on the ‘floor’ of the picture, it would have looked less like a picture of ‘Love At A Public Stoning’.

A school mum makes those pebble pictures. I often see her giving them out in the playground - she struggles in with bags full of them! They're not completely crap I agree, but the materials are cheap she knocks them up in minutes and sells for £20-£30 and more for big ones. People are obviously happy to pay! She must be making thousands per month. Her FB page has hundreds of likes and she blogs about the people she's making pictures for so she's using social media to full effect and doing a roaring trade.

I just wish I'd thought of it first

Sorry not the actual pictures above. She does similar - better. She uses bits of string too

I got a pebble picture for my birthday, I can't believe it cost that much! I just thought wtf? and put it in the charity bag.

Surely if you loved Zoflora and saw the personalised one and actually thought it was a good idea, you'd just write on your own bottle??

I'd much prefer to be given an actual box of chocs that cost £3, than a handful of them shoved in another box with a bit of ribbon. £8!

Are people really this stupid??

Look at the nasty fingernail of the person holding beauty and beast glasses 🤢

@MawkishTwaddle that has properly made me laugh! Love at a public stoning 😂😂😂

Yuck

Not sure "game over" is appropriate for a Valentine's gift?!😆

It wouldn't be a proper FB shit thread without a ruined book.

And a can of beans

You'll get a mystery bag free here if you spend £35..bargain

That is seriously grim queen.

But I'd be curious as to what's in the bag.

Saw this gem before. Yes I am confused too.

Apparently both will make lovely valentines gifts...

@funkylittleboatrace are you saying they won't?

They're gawjus hun x