Silly things that you do with your partner that you wouldn't do with anyone else...! (Light hearted)

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Okay I will start... Been with my partner for 4 years, despite the below, we are both mature adults in professional jobs but behind closed doors we can be like big kids!

* disclaimer: some embarrassing and immature things below,, honestly I expect some negative comments... that's okay!*

1. Whilst we are cleaning our teeth we whack each others tooth brushes like we are having a sword fight
2. We get in to playful fights, lots of light pinching and tickling!
3. Bottom burps still makes us both roar with laughter
4. Silly little pranks- Last week I flicked my partners penie whilst having a wee resulting in very wet joggers!

More to follow..!

Anyone else as silly/immature as us at times?

Love these

I ask him to "kiss me in the movies" and he has to dip me

We wrestle every night over the bed covers to the point one or both of us usually ends up on the floor, after throwing the other one's pillows to the other side of the room.

We rock paper scissors to decide everything... Who goes up to whichever child is calling us from their bed, whose turn it is to make a drink, who has to clean up the cat sick etc etc

I cannot walk in front of him up the stairs as I know he'll try to poke my bum hole. Same goes for if I'm bent over loading the dishwasher and he comes in the kitchen.

If we play fight and he overpowers me (which he does as he's much bigger than me) my only like of defence is a super ticklish spot he has behind his knees. If I can get to that I can escape.

I also like to make him think fast by lobbing groceries at him when we're shopping so he has to catch them in mid air. I also follow him around loudly asking him if he needs more adult nappies, or haemorrhoid creams.

Between me and DH, the only acceptable answer to the question, 'How do you feel about that?' is 'Hot and horny'. It's quite annoying because when you seriously want to know how they feel, you have to think to word it differently so am not to get the 'hot and horny' response.

We often tell each other to ",fuck off and die, you cunt" due to an arguement from a room next door In a hotel that woke is up years ago.

When we go in for a kiss one of us will lick the other....

I always tell him when I've had a poo.. know idea why,

Heron and Bruce I like to think that there is a secret network of couples doing Ian Paisley impersonations at each other and this makes me so happy

DH always plays I Just Had Sex after sex... I protest loudly but think it's hilarious!

If one of us can't sleep, we have to do an entire, very irritating run-through of Monty Python's find the fish sketch in increasingly loud and silly voices.

If one of us says "we're all out of (whatever)", the other has to reply "we're so lost without it!"

athena and Bruce I too love the network. Somehow it’s one of those things where it is lovely not be a purely private pleasure. I think if we listen hard we may even hear each other ! ‘I said listen hard, always listen hard, never stop listening hard’

Pulling pants down when one of us is washing the dishes 😂

Burping

Play fighting (I always win)

Being extremely soppy

Hiding behind door and jumping out x

I deliberately wait for him settle on the sofa then I'll ring his mobile and say " while your up put kettle on" he must know it's me but falls for every time.

Pokey bum hole is a given, we lick each other's faces instead of giving kisses, we have a bed war and who ever gets the other off the bed first wins. Slag each other off at every opportunity, make sex sounds when the other is on the phone (my dc school wasn't sure what to make of that highly emabarrassing). We've been together almost 16 years and are very immature behind closed doors, I wouldn't have any other way.

Kissing in the kitchen.

If one of us follows the other upstairs it is the law that the one behind has to squeeze the other's bum.

Wee have conversations as the dogs. He voices his dog, very deep and a bit dim and I voice mine - a bit posh and quite nervy.

We burst into song if anything reminds us of song lyrics.

Wee have loads of private jokes that start us giggling like teenagers.

@JustMarriedAndLovingIt I must look out for that song! Our after-sex ritual is that it's only right that he should be punished for taking part in such filth, so I smack his bottom soundly to bring him down to earth (which he loves).

We have a rule when we watch crystal maze that he gets tickled for the same amount of time as the contestants win in the dome at the end. Watched the Christmas special, hoping for a new series now.

If he asks me where to put anything, the answer is usually "up your bum"

We call each other the same silly nickname

We "that's what she said" at the appropriate times except when our son come out with something that requires it, then we each look at each other and pull a "phteven" dog face. Coz he's too young and innocent to know any better.

@Shoxfordian I like your "tickling during the Crystal Dome" idea. Perhaps my DH and I should do something similar whenever somebody gets locked in - handcuffs perhaps?

So many lovely interactions (even if mutual farts / burps etc.) here. Just realised all mine are done to DH, however, I suppose he 'plays' by putting up with being twerked into corners / mashed onto kitchen island. Also, I think he must be secretly proud about my massive, tailored repertoire re what I sing to the cat / him.

On the other ha

@wanderings Yes you could do, although that doesn't happen every week but still waiting for it to happen could add to the fun

We talk to each other via the dog. Which isn't inherently mad. But it's things like "throat, DD. Mummy hates you" and vice versa. We find it amusing anyway but if we were in reality tv folk might go hmmm

charis just a thought - if you have to say ‘which isn’t inherently mad’ I wonder if perhaps you might need to reassess?
Our ‘which isn’t inherently mad’ includes decades of sending Christmas cards from our to cats to cats across the road - to be fair they all did, over the years, sit at front windows kindnof looking over at each other. Two in particular, who developed quite a correspondence relationship (!) It brought joy and stupid laughter to both houses and the cats of course.

He does a wooden Advent calendar for me, where treats can be placed behind the doors. These treats will mostly be sweets, or possibly small presents such as earrings, but a few forfeits will be thrown in, such as "your turn to do washing up", or "be tickled for ten seconds times the date".

Just like with the present wrapping, it's the law that while he gets the calendar ready, I'm there with a blindfold over my eyes. He gets me to put the forfeits in: the doors are not in order, so I don't know which day they will happen! I then have to close all the little doors on the calendar myself before I'm allowed to see.

Wanderings - I love that, particularly the forfeits which he makes you distribute !! Excellent.

So sweet!

Shame my partner and I don't do this. He's a miserable fucker.

We have a lot of words and turns of phrase that other folk would be like .
Lots of in-jokes and facial expressions.
De-breeking particularly when cleaning teeth or washing dishes, with accompanying ‘da, da, da, da, daaaah’ dastardly time.

Love these!

We both randomly flash our balls/boobs where possible

If someone asks where something needs to go, the stock answer is "bend over and I'll show you" or if there's a comment about underwear, we just have to say "can't see the line, Russ!" Yes, we love Chevy Chase and Christmas Vacation 😅

If we're both walking up the stairs, whoever gets there first will often bend over and flash their bumhole to the next person (we have to watch out for this ore now the kids are about though)

Burning each other with a hot teaspoon when making a cuppa

Then the usual fart wafting, dutch ovens and fart jokes

It's a laugh a minute in our house!!! 🤣🤣🤣

Oh, and we'll have been together 20 years next year 😊

Loads, we’d hate us if we met us.

If one of us cooks eggs for the other, we hand them over with the line “here are you eggs. I didn’t spit in them”.

If his t-shirt rides up on his stomach, I’ll put on a funny/sexy voice and tell him I’m going to pleasure him with my mouth and then I’ll move my head towards his crotch but at the last minute change direction and blow raspberries on his belly

One of us will squeeze the other’s breast/man boob and shout “HONK!!!!!!” and run away.

We pretend to argue over who owns the dog. I’ll say “I’m so lucky that this beautiful puppy is my lovely doggy”, but if she farts I’ll tell him “his” dog is smelly.

If one of us is caught standing at a certain spot in the kitchen, they have to put their hands up as high as they can and receive a kiss.

I announce the switching-on of my hairdryer in the morning. He announces that the light is going on.

We speak in funny voices a lot. Have to check ourselves when amongst normal people to ensure we don’t do it.