What is the oddest argument you have ever overheard...

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My neighbours have been arguing VERY loudly for the past 20 minutes. It's a very cross angry shouting back and forward slamming doors type argument. The source of this row is that he is using the spring tea towels not the winter ones. .

I genuinely didn't know firstly that seasonal tea towels were a thing and secondly that it could cause such a lot of fuss!

Please tell me, the neighbours I considered normal, are not having the oddest argument in the history of the world and that you have heard stranger quarrels than this!

Well sorry to burst your bubble op but Tuesday is and will always be orange
( it’s a synthasete thing)

Not op. Pp

Tuesday is yellow, obviously. Wednesday is red, Thursday dark blue, Friday light blue, weekend (and holidays) green, Monday orange

Tuesday is a sort of dark bronze colour. Similar to Thursday but without the bluish tints.

Years ago i overheard a couple having a stand up row in John Lewis about whether or not to put a soup tureen on their wedding list. She wanted it because it matched the other crockery and he didn't want it because they would never use it. He kept saying that they never ate soup and she was saying that they'd be more likely to if they had a tureen and that soup was really good for you. It was ace

When my twin daughters were 4 they argued over one taking the others imaginary pony.

The one and only argument I’ve ever had with my best friend was over whether the things on the rocks were anemones or amenomes. We were 11

DW and I had a row about whether childbirth was easier than rock climbing, or rather what technical grade it should be. I reckoned it looked like HVS5a, say FB Direct Stanage at a minimum, but she thought it was about VS 4a, like one of the big slabs in the Carnedds.

It didn't half confuse the midwives I can tell you.

No, no, Tuesday is a pinky-red!

Not an argument but the oddest one liner.
"She's so inconsiderate. She's only gone and died"

Delivered in an unemotional voice, while she ate chips. No reaction from the people with her.

ds and dd once had a vicious argument about God/Nuns/Religion vs Science /Space/Plants

she'd have been about 6 and he'd have been about 9.

Their references were StarWars and the Sound of Music. Maria, the Nazis and the MotherSuperior vs Yoda and Darth and Obi Wan.

That was the day I banned ALL conversation at the breakfast table. FOREVER.

I overheard a row once about whether you’d be more disappointed if a present came in a big or small box

**Plants, should obviously be PLANETS, no one wants David Bellamy at the breakfast table.

In my old workplace years ago, the ex wife of the boss stormed in, went into his office we could hear murmured shouting, then suddenly.

I DON'T WANT THE FUCKING SPATULAS YOU FUCKING ARSEHOLE.

She then ran out, ran back in with a box of a ridiculous amount of plastic cooking spatulas, spilt thrm onto the floor and left

He went after her yelling about how she had to keep them and she was being disrespectful to him and them.

Most bizarre argument I've ever witnessed!

Oh, I have different colour socks - one is Tuesday, (red) one Wednesday (blue) I thought it was something like that once.

I overheard a great argument the other night - well, what I heard loudest was "IT WASN'T EVEN MY AIR FRESHENER"

Tuesday - yellow

My neighbours across the road (years ago) were having a blazing row outside once. I was reversing onto my driveway ( slowly and with the window open so I could listen!) and reversed into the garage door!

I once overheard colleagues (I was working at directory enquires at the time) debating whether a bookmaker was someone who made books or someone who took bets.

I didn’t have the energy to intervene, even at age 20!

DP and I caught the last bus home a few years ago. An older couple was sitting near the front. They had both clearly enjoyed a few bevvies that night. They had a sort of muffled argument. After a few seconds of silence the woman said, loudly 'You're a c*. Just like your mother!'

Unfortunately I never did find out what they argued about.

Tuesday's yellow.

Green, Tuesday is green. Wednesday is orange.

It's not a mushroom. It's a penis.

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Tuesday=orange
Wednesday=purple
Thursday= navy blue
Friday = yellow
Saturday = red
Sunday = grey
Monday= light brown

Monday ; blue/grey
Tuesday; orange
Wednesday: swampy green
Thursday: deep purple
Friday; turquoise
Saturday; yellow
Sunday:red