Philippe Philopp - a guy that wears flip flops come rain or shine and walks to work reading Game of Thrones books
Poo lady & Poo boy - a lady who does nursery drop off the same time as us, and her DS always makes her wait till he's had a poo before she can leave. We could set a clock by them!
Carol Hoarderman - an annoying bloke who used to park a big horse trailer in the parking bays. He owned a junk shop so his flat and horse box were constantly filled with crap.
Mary Berry - a lady who lived on our street for many years, who once offered DH a plate of pavlova.
The Potts - (not actual surname) of our neighbours who constantly smoke pot!
Scary Old Rihanna - a scantily-clad older lady who stomps around by the bus stop each morning, dancing like she's being filmed for a music video.
Jack Sparrow - man who comes screaming past our work window each morning. Usually shouting SHUT UP!!! Or DIE!!! Has beads and braids in his hair and wears pirate-esque boots.
Mum Boob - an ex neighbour who was once so enraged about kids keep sitting on her garden wall, that she flew out of her front door and gave them the mother of all bollockings, with one boob hanging out of her top. She was a very pleasant lady tbf!
Me and oh need to get a life judging by this list
were probably known as the nosey bastards or something haha!