NO HEAD GAMES OR BULLSHIT: single white male seeking..

[penisbeakers]

...WHAT A CATCH.

I fall at the first hurdle. I'm neither a brunette or a redhead

I'm too much of a slut

@Tiscold that's fantastic!

Jesus... I've been doing it all.wrong haven't I?
Trying to be decent and honest and such.
I should be a cunt like this guy, the women will fall at my feet.

@KlutzyDraconequus go and tell him how terrible he is. 

What . A . Catch 

Too old too fat and too much if a slut!

Shame really i just think he's been hurt in the past so comes across a bit jaded like

LEM - Will do what I say when I say

• Just been hurt in the past? You serious?!?

Shame, im not asian, not brunette, slightly petite (if i cut a leg off), and certainly jot an angel

Hmm, I'm curious as to whether it's a guy I saw on a dating site locally.

He tried to disguise his racism by saying he didn't want to date a woman with black hair, or a woman that had children with black hair...

I have yet to receive a response. I AM BEREFT.

This is amazing though it will definitely end up in the daily bloody fail...

Ooh i can't wait, more sad lonely bachelors i can find .

Well if you like [racist, bald, divorced, brexit voting, immigrant hating men that's] also known as daily mail readers .

@Hubblebubbletripletrouble I hope so - imagine the fallout from that. 

Legal age to 30 - lmao, just clocked that.That was my first falling hurdle, not my natural hair colour. I be beyond 30. Whoopsie. I tuned out when he stated what colour skin and races he'd like lol

What a delightful bloke!

Maybe he's open to new ideas...

Too bad I'm married...he sounds amaaaazing

@ToddlerIs2 sterling work there!

I have woken this morning to no email from this shining example of manhood. Whatever shall I do?

What if I have dyed my hair red? Am I automatically a slut???

@Deathraystare I wonder how he would feel about red streaks in black hair...

If you'd ever been near the incel bits of the internet you'd unfortunately realise that there are lots of men who really want this 

@olderthanyouthink I have seen that horror in all its....well. Horror.

Debarred on many counts. What a shame.

Wonder if he will try and accept you all and insist he is entitled to multiple wives?