NO HEAD GAMES OR BULLSHIT: single white male seeking..

[penisbeakers]

...WHAT A CATCH.

Sounds a catch .... like a pilchard

Oh I hope he replies  sounds like a Prince 

He seems nice

18-30 🤣

Excellent email. Convincing in its simplicity I say!

Calling him Sir was a nice touch.

I hope that isnt real. Those spelling mistakes make my teeth itch.

I shall of course keep you all updated should the terrible jizztoad respond.

@TaliZorahVasNormandy I couldn't resist the sir bit. I imagine someone will tell me it's fake (which we know it likely is), or they will play along in a ridiculous manner (as will I), or it will actually be real and I'll milk it for all it's worth.

Oh I have to see what response the email gets (if any)

I hope that's fake (and if it's not you get a reply, so we can royally rip the piss)

😂 😂 😂 😂 😂

Posting to see the response, if any

That's. hilarious

I’m here for the email response 🙈
Very tempted to email myself 😂

EVERYONE EMAIL DO EEEEEEET! 

I'm too old and fat and have had secshul relashions with a (gasp!) non-white man.

Doing it now

Show me what you emailed too cos I'm nosey. (Please and thank you). 💩

@penisbeakers thank you for making me laughing after a bloody awful day.
"Jizztoad" ....... simply wonderful. Committing to memory.

I hope he replies! 🤞🏻

Or making me laugh even

Christ, my spelling and grammar up there with his nibs

I want to email and ask him is he wants a woman to be present when he goes for a shit or is that too disrespectful of him

@Eatmycheese Do it, do it, do it.

LOL! Wondered what had happened to my ex.

Thought i would go on the charm offensive.