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Best song opening lines

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Hassled · 17/09/2018 20:43

I've been mulling over this on my way to and from work and I have 3 contenders:
"She came from Greece - she had a thirst for knowledge" (Pulp). It's so intriguing - you immediately want to know more about her.
Then "Wake up, Maggie - I think I've got something to say to you". I love the hesitancy - he knows he should end things but he doesn't really want to. You can picture him mulling things over while she's asleep next to him.
And then there's "Now that you're out of my life I'm so much better." (Survivor). It's so emphatic, such a clear, confident statement. There's no hand-wringing nonsense - Beyonce is just stating a fact. As a way to open a song it's pretty damn good.

What have I forgotten? What's better?

OP posts:
CherryBlossom23 · 17/09/2018 21:39

"Goldenrod and a 4h stone, the things I brought you when I found out you had cancer of the bone." Sufjan Stevens writes some amazing lyrics. This perfectly conjures up the image of a tween finding out his friend has cancer

Clawdy · 17/09/2018 21:41

You talk like Marlene Dietrich, and you dance like Zizi Jeanmaire. (Where do you go to my lovely, by Peter Sarstedt. )

Benjaminbuttonschild · 17/09/2018 21:41

Great choice Clawdy!

PedestrianAtBest · 17/09/2018 21:43

Jesus died for somebody's sins, but not mine

TicketyBoo83 · 17/09/2018 21:45

“Can we forget about the things I said when I was drunk? I didn’t mean to call you that” 😆

Benjaminbuttonschild · 17/09/2018 21:45

You've got a fast car. I want a ticket to anywhere. Maybe we'll make a deal. Maybe together we can get somewhere...

Sparklingbrook · 17/09/2018 21:45

'Bless my cotton socks, I'm in the news'

How could I have forgotten that one.

NecklessMumster · 17/09/2018 21:46

Punctured bicycle, on a hillside desolate

Benjaminbuttonschild · 17/09/2018 21:46

Lol @TicketyBoo83 I used to replace "that" with "twat" in that song. I'm childish Grin

Benjaminbuttonschild · 17/09/2018 21:47

My friend's got a girlfriend and he hates that bitch. He tells me everyday

SwedishEdith · 17/09/2018 21:48

There's a man going around taking names.

Benjaminbuttonschild · 17/09/2018 21:49

"There must be some kind of way out of here", said a joker to the thief

Benjaminbuttonschild · 17/09/2018 21:51

Ricky was a young boy. He had a heart of stone. Lived nine to five and he worked his fingers to the bone.

VelvetGreen · 17/09/2018 21:58

My friends are gone and my hair is grey, I ache in the places where I used to play

VelvetGreen · 17/09/2018 22:00

I pronounce it aluminium, 'cause there's an I next to the U and M

brokenshoes · 17/09/2018 22:04

Papa i know you're going to be upset
Madonna

Boyskeepswinging · 17/09/2018 22:06

@Sparklingbrook you beat me to it! Best first line of a song ever!

MamaOfTwoBoys · 17/09/2018 22:08

I hate the world today.
You're so good to me, I know but I can't change.

brokenshoes · 17/09/2018 22:12

They call me The Wild Rose
But my name was Eliza Day

iismum · 17/09/2018 22:13

Somewhere in the black mountain hills of Dakota lived a young boy name of Rocky Racoon ...

NobodyToVoteForNow · 17/09/2018 22:15

"I was happy in the haze of a drunken hour, but heaven knows im miserable now"

SheSnapsThenSheFarts · 17/09/2018 22:17

Moving on the floor now babe,you're a bird of paradise

Furx · 17/09/2018 22:30

Never saw it as a start/ more a change of heart

MalcolmsBrokenWalrusMoneybox · 17/09/2018 22:32

I am an arms dealer
Fitting you with weapons in the form of words
( This Ain't a Scene, It's an Arms Race
Fall Out Boy)

Clawdy · 17/09/2018 22:35

A candy-coloured clown they call the sandman, tiptoes to my room every night...... (In Dreams, Roy Orbison.)

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