Do you know what is meant by 'she does heehaw?'

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Said this about a particularly lazy colleague today and had my immediate neighbour in tears laughing at it!

I'm Scottish and she's English, she claims never to have heard it before!

I can't spell it but 'oose' as in belly button oose, it's lint down south, oose is way better. Also 'away and raffle yer doughnut's'

Not heard Fart in a Trance
Loving the threed tho’!

Just read the first post or two.
I have no idea what it really means but it mademeactually LOL after a properly shit day so thanks OP
And I'm stealing it.

Bunce!
When you would put all the money together to buy a really big present!

Hansel ?
When you put silver coins in a purse if you bought it as a present. ( bad luck to buy your own )

Couldnae organise a minodge.
Couldnae stop a pig in a close.

You’re welcome @Gincompetent

I grew up with my mum always shouting to me/my siblings/dad "yous couldn't run a menodge" I had no idea what it meant at the time .

My Irish Dad says messages for shopping too. not necessarily shopping but could be stuff you have to do, in town. Like getting a key cut. lodging a cheque. so not just buying things.

I wonder if it translates from something gaelic?

Never heard of it and my dad’s scottish

@AsAProfessionalFekko what's a twally? Never heard that.

Swally, I know

How about jings or jingso

A twally is a fool

jings an help ma boab! ( oh dear me )

when a coo calves a cuddy (never)

ooh... and we always had ginger, never pop/juice

So... does coupon mean face? And what's dreich?

Yes, but I'm Scottish. I've lived in England for nearly 30 years and have never heard it here.

Aye coupon means face/mouth.

Driech describes the weather fan it’s cal an weet - cold and wet. It’s gye driech iday meaning it’s very cold and wet today.

Dreich is miserable weather.

motherstongue we say ‘sheen’ for shoes here (NE Scotland).

Mockit/ mocket meaning manky.

Love ‘winterdyke’. Never heard that before.

Gincompetent I’m north of Aberdeen (or Eberdeen as we’d prounounce it) so kain a aboot loons ‘n’ quines.

One of the best phrases ever. Use it frequently myself.

I live these threads. It’s only a number of years on mumsnet that made me realise how very Scottish I am when I speak.
I don’t even know what is from which area now I was born on the inner Hebrides to Glaswegian parents then grew up in Aberdeen now living in the Highlands married to a man from Stranraer so I have a bit from everywhere.

Dd clapped at the cat once when she was wee as well. Even now I say things and the dc look at me because they have no idea what it means.
Dd 2 puts on his breeks in the morning around the same time I put on my baffies.

Foosty instead of muckit here. Spuggie for a sparrow.