Do you know what is meant by 'she does heehaw?'

[ILoveMyBobbleHat]

Said this about a particularly lazy colleague today and had my immediate neighbour in tears laughing at it!

I'm Scottish and she's English, she claims never to have heard it before!

*You dancin ?
You askin?

Kin eh run yeh hame?

No, eh hivnae brought meh sannies.

The lyrics to Cod Liver Oil And the Orange Juice.

mysongbook.de/msb/songs/c/codliver.html

I love the Jamaica one.

My dad particularly loved Russian/rushing. 'Ye rushin'?' 'Naw, Irish.'

'ye nip ma pal?'

Ah, young love.

"nippy sweetie"

That meringue joke is one of my dad’s favourites, along with:
Q: what’s the difference between Bing Crosby and Walt Disney?
A: Bing sings and Walt disnae

'Is that a doughnut or a meringue?'
'No you're right it's a doughnut.'

One of my favourite jokes too, told by my male primary 7 teacher (along with various much less appropriate jokes - late eighties for you!) My kids (English) just about get it!

Have we had slavers? Stop slaverin , ew look at aw they slavers.

And skoosh?

Probably mentioned already but what about winchin..."can a winch ye?" "Ye winchin Bobby?"

Love the meringue joke!

Glaswegian goes to the dentist and sits in the chair.

“Comfy?” Asks the dentist

“Govan” replies the woman

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Teenage girl phones her dad, “ I’ve missed the last bus and it’s pouring with rain, can you come and get me?”

“Where are you ringing from?” Asks her dad

“From the top of my head right down to my knickers...”

"if you eat any more gulshicks you won't be able for your tea"

Not sure of spelling of gulchiks

singingitoverandoverandover
Brilliant!

We play the Scottish alternative to Say Yes to the Dress.

Wid ye day Aye tae the Pie!

is it only Scottish folk who sing

"she'll be coming round the mountain when she comes..."

aye aye yippee yippeee aye

sunshineNdaisies,

No, I do believe that tune is an international folk song, however you may be referring to our special version with those immortal Scottish lyrics -

Ye Cannae Shove Yer Granny Aff A Bus

...with the priceless rationalisation. 'cos she's your mammy's mammy"

All other relatives are fair game if you know the other verses. 🤣

My “other Grannie” (my daddy’s mammy) was heartily offended by the second verse I would have shoved her aff the bus too

🤣

How about "ma maw's a millionaire", anybody remember that one?

Here does anybody sing their kids "Ally Bally Bee" as a lullaby? My (decidedly not that Scottish) DD still asks for "the crying bee song" now and again... she's 6, and I can hardly sing it for choking up these days thinking each time is going to be the last...

Here does anybody sing their kids "Ally Bally Bee" as a lullaby? My (decidedly not that Scottish) DD still asks for "the crying bee song" now and again... she's 6, and I can hardly sing it for choking up these days thinking each time is going to be the last...

My Arab children had grandchildren have all grown up on it and it’s the first song any of the new babies hear. We also sing it before we go to sleep when I have my grandchildren for a sleepover.

I still sing Ally Bally Bee! I’ve done it since they were babies and they still ask now.