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What five items would be put in a salt circle to summon you?

260 replies

ApolloandDaphne · 06/09/2018 09:18

Stolen shamelessly fromTwitter.

So mine would be.

A mug of earl grey tea
An iPhone
A navy and white stripped top
A book on art
A labrador

What items would summon you?

OP posts:
DontCallMeCharlotte · 07/09/2018 13:12

A cream tea
A Yellow Labrador
An Orange Cat
A Navy tunic top
A Radio

Actually this list could probably out me!

tccat · 07/09/2018 13:21

A kitten
Drumstick lolly
Vintage tea cup
Book
Ball gag

SchadenfreudePersonified · 07/09/2018 13:46

Ball gag

Grin
thurmanmerman · 07/09/2018 13:57

Just 5 assorted puppies
Maybe 4 puppies and some Reese's peanut butter cups.

foodshopfor1 · 07/09/2018 14:03

Some haribo or strawberry laces
A can of Diet Coke
Perhaps some Valium
A loo roll
A picture of my old flat

Loopytiles · 07/09/2018 14:07

Coffee, ancient stretchy, floral maxi dress I wear for lounging, teardrop silver earrings, laptop and pizza.

bellinisurge · 07/09/2018 14:11

Crisps. Other crisps. Pea pod peas - really sweet ones. Crisps. And Galaxy Caramel.

MrsSnootyPants2018 · 07/09/2018 14:14

A caramel latte
Headphones
Straighteners
PJs
Sunglasses.

Madmarchpear · 07/09/2018 14:16

Coriander
A gin and tonic
Turquoise earrings
A Miss Marple
My robe

ErrolTheDragon · 07/09/2018 14:18

Apart from humans,

A dachshund
Tea (Assam or breakfast, white)
Nutty chocolate
Loppers (there would need to be green stuff needing hacking, obv)
Star Trek DVDs.

Parpulous · 07/09/2018 14:20

I asked my husband what 5 items he would use to try and summon me. His response was:

"4x mug of tea,
laptop with mumsnet on it"

Grin
DwangelaForever · 07/09/2018 14:30

A giant mug of tea
A bottle of Pepsi max
A milky bar
My kindle
Black liquid eyeliner

DwangelaForever · 07/09/2018 14:32

@SchadenfreudePersonified yes Punjana tea is the only acceptable tea!!!!

ErrolTheDragon · 07/09/2018 15:16

Oh crap, reading back other replies, while my original 5 would work, I should swap out the dvds or maybe the loppers for the complete stack of Terry Patchett books for best results.Shock

Bibstersgirl · 07/09/2018 15:20

I’ve just got an amazing image of Madmarch in my head! Coriander in the gin perhaps? “My robe” sounds mysterious, and I bet is silk and looks fabulous worn with the turquoise earrings Smile

ALemonyPea · 07/09/2018 15:21

iPad
Friends box set
Cardigan
Lindt chocolate
Bottle of cherry Coke Zero

FfionFlorist · 07/09/2018 15:29

Pearl earings
All 19 series of air crash investigations
My beautiful springer spaniel
A sea kayak
A 16 year old Volvo

ApolloandDaphne · 07/09/2018 15:32

That's a good idea asking someone else what they would use to summon you.

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Banana770 · 07/09/2018 15:39

A large glass of Marlborough Sauvignon blanc
A twirl
My laptop
A mug of strong coffee
My kindle

SchadenfreudePersonified · 07/09/2018 16:29

It is indeed wonderful tea Dwangela!

WeeMadArthur · 07/09/2018 16:29

My Labrador
My bed
My cozy knee length walking coat
My walking boots
My kindle

Ginmakesitallok · 07/09/2018 16:33

E cigarette
Bottle of Harris gin
My Kitchenaid
A cosy jumper
My bee earrings

juneau · 07/09/2018 16:37

A good book
A cup of tea
My bed
My slippers
Hotel Chocolat dark praline swirls

Seafoodeatit · 07/09/2018 17:33

Candyfloss
A mug of tea
novelty pens - fluffy ideally
milka bar
giant strawberries

MinaPaws · 07/09/2018 17:56

If live creatures are included then

my cat
a baby elephant
an orangutan
a turtle
an owl

if not:
fresh coffee with hot milk
a new notebook with a gorgeous cover
a book of poetry
bottle of eau ressourcante
a long v necked cashmere jumper