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What five items would be put in a salt circle to summon you?

260 replies

ApolloandDaphne · 06/09/2018 09:18

Stolen shamelessly fromTwitter.

So mine would be.

A mug of earl grey tea
An iPhone
A navy and white stripped top
A book on art
A labrador

What items would summon you?

OP posts:
AsAProfessionalFekko · 07/09/2018 17:58

Chocolate
Cup of tea
Cheese
Crackers
Jar of pickled onions

SchadenfreudePersonified · 07/09/2018 18:25

Just asked DH what he would use to summon me

Bible
Pack of felt tips
Dog collar
Computer
DVD

Only the felt pens are the same.

YourMilkshakeIsBetterThanMine · 07/09/2018 18:33

A decent bottle of red wine
A bowl of nice nibbles
A fluffy blanket
Idris Elba
Sexy tunes

CaptainHammer · 07/09/2018 18:45

Pibb Xtra
iPad
Malteaser chocolate bar
Any mention of Florida/Walt Disney World/Universal
A horse

DH said to summon me he’d use;
A horse
Disney
iPad
Books
Chocolate brownies

NeepNeepNeep · 07/09/2018 18:48

A mug of coffee
A double decker (not the bus you understand)
A Kindle
Beef Monster Munch
Nice bottle of perfume

ApolloandDaphne · 07/09/2018 19:23

I asked my DH. He said

Mug of tea
Labrador
Art book.

I had all those three so well done.

He added

A Jo Malone Candle
A pair of binoculars.

The boy done well! Grin

OP posts:
witchy89 · 07/09/2018 19:45

A cat
Some toast with marmite
A cup of tea
My makeup bag
A duvet!

Chrestomanciscat · 07/09/2018 19:48

Champagne
Book
Mug of (hot) Yorkshire tea
Three wishes
Staffie

OhGodWhatTheHellNow · 07/09/2018 19:54

Amber ear drops
My knitting bag
An Alastair Reynolds novel
Fleurie cd
Hair scrunchee

MontyPythonsFlyingFuck · 07/09/2018 22:03

Pint mug of weak Earl Grey
The spirit of my favourite springer spaniel (died 20 years ago, still miss her)
A nice big immersive long novel (hurry UP with Cromwell 3, Hilary Mantel!)
First and last choruses of the St Matthew Passion
An eternally-refilling Tanqueray 10 and tonic.

JeremiahBackflip · 07/09/2018 22:09

Coffee
Sewing machine
Toffees
Pair of DM Chelsea boots
Brightly coloured glasses

BING! HERE I AM.

IamnotaStepfordHousewife · 07/09/2018 22:12

Lipbalm, bed, cup of tea, Netflix and pjs

TheEmmaDilemma · 07/09/2018 22:14

Wine, cheese, fags, weed, skins.

EstuaryBird · 07/09/2018 22:24

Appetite for Destruction (Guns n Roses) CD
Pint of Cider
My car keys (was going to say my car but it wouldn't fit in the circle!)
A blank notebook with pen
My camera

butterflybuns · 07/09/2018 22:29

Bestest Fuji mirrorless camera (with lens)
Mug of Yorkshire tea
Leather handbag
Cake
Pretty silver jewellery

Eponymous · 07/09/2018 22:45

A pair of 8 hole purple dr martens
Any book by heinlein.
A large jack and coke.
A pool table, racked and ready to play
Coffee and walnut cake.

Put those on the points of a pentagram and I'd be sucked right in.

1forAll74 · 08/09/2018 04:00

A mug of earl grey tea, 2 kit kat bars of choc, my own three cats, and my new A4 writing book, as starting to write a story now.

1forAll74 · 08/09/2018 04:14

My neighbour sometimes has a salt circle round her back door, she says its to stop witches and slugs entering. But she also has a home made broomstick fastened to the wall next to her door, which I thought might entice a witch to visit her really !

Gettingbackonmyfeet · 08/09/2018 04:27

Wouldn't actually need to summon me...just follow my DC they can find me anywhere , the bath , the loo , the ever after and the pits of hell

Unless Bing Bunny is on Tv then you'd have no hope so in that case these would be useful

Coffee
Jane Eyre
A distressed brown leather jacket
Matching bag to said jacket
Record player

But really follow the DC...especially if they are hungry

Thankewe · 08/09/2018 04:37

My iPhone
Pepsi max
Highland cow
Halloumi
Anything pink

TowerRingInferno · 08/09/2018 07:56

Good coffee
Good book
My dog
Chocolate
Favourite socks

LEMtheoriginal · 08/09/2018 08:00

A sphinx cat
A siamese cat
A scrawny bag of bones old cat

Any dog

Gin

ARoomSomewhere · 08/09/2018 09:24

depending on the size of the circle...

things:

a chaise / bed / sofa with blankets and cushions

a hot drink (choc/coffee/tea)

a pile of books, notebooks and pens, fabric, needles and silks

an open fire or beeswax candles with herbs to strew / oils to burn

my tarot cards

feelings:

the knowledge that my children were safe
the hope that they were also content
the knowledge that i had done no harm
the hope that i had done some good
feeling connected with the universe and others around me (both known and loved, past and present and strangers who can become friends)

SapphireSeptember · 08/09/2018 09:36

Any 'weird' shade of lipstick.
Pusheen stuffed toy.
Nice chocolate bar.
Picture of Severus Snape (film version or fan art, I'm not fussy.)
Evanescence CD (Fallen would work the best.)

PeakedTooEarly · 08/09/2018 10:44

Any old disabled dog that no-one else wants.
A book about trees.
High quality sharp woodworking tools
DAB radio
Gucci perfume