Follow on from best joke - best science/maths jokes?

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I love science jokes, I'll get the ball rolling…

What is a physicist's favourite food? Fission chips.

*drinK

And this one about entropy and children...

13 stitches I can't read the text on that but if it's the hydrogen peroxide joke then that's my favourite.

Also....a mitochondria walks into a bar and asks for a drink, the bar man says " that will be 80 p"

There are two types of people in the world.

Those who extrapolate from incomplete data.

Pretty please, OP, would you ask MNHQ to move this to the "Science" topic, so it doesn't go pfft like last time?

Yes please!

Oct(31)=Dec(25)
Counting Bases
3 (eights) and 1 unit = 24+1=25
2 (tens) and 5 units = 20+5 =25

Thanks Nocomet :). I never would have got that - am so clueless.

Wondering just how many sheep he currently has grazing in his field, the farmer asks his sheepdog to go out and count them.

The dog runs into the field, counts them, and then runs back to his master.

“So,” asks the farmer, “How many sheep are there?”

“40,” replies the dog.

“What? How can there be 40?!” exclaims the farmer. “I only bought 38!”

“I know,” says the dog. “But I rounded them up.”

Have asked for it to be moved!

Hoorah!

Biochemist: "I'm not saying it's true that molecular biologists can't count... but there are two enzymes that polymerise DNA, called DNA polymerase 1 and DNA polymerase 3."

The resistance...

Yes.

Did you hear about the man who got cooled to absolute zero?

He's 0K now.

I seriously doubt that Errol

Last night I dreamed that I was weightless! I was like, 0mg

Bump for the. New nature visitors.

OK, am I being thick?... There is a DNA polymerase II...???