How can I get my placenta to feed the baby to a routine?

[hunkermunker]

I'm a bit worried unborn babies are getting way too demanding these days.

We MUST be strict with them.

I mean, just WHO do they think they are?!

(I'm not pg btw)

Bung it over into 'gardening', Munker. You'll get them all excited about a remote method of plant-feeding.

lol Ladidadi

Hi, so glad i found this thread.

Have been struggling to stop my feotus from kicking when i am trying to sleep.

How can I get it to kick when i am up and about walking, and not when i am resting?

Black out blinds dont seem to have helped.

What about hiccuping? Do you think you could get it to hold it's breath or stand upside down whilst drinking a cup of water?

ha ha ha ha at this thread!

Do Fruit Shoots pass thru the placenta?

Aw, EIS, you can't deny my unborn baby their treat, can you? My foetus likes Fruit Shoots!

surely placentas have evolved enough so babies know what a routine is before they pop out?

my dd has always been a 7 - 7 baby.

Artificially flavoured, DayGlo coloured crap trumps Maya Gold as a 'treat' any day!

does Isabelle oliver or Formes do "Am I bovvered" t-shirts? They need to with you lot!

how about embyonic sized t shirts saying 'Mine's a bottle of the house red!', so cute

Well during my scan I distinctly saw my foetus sucking it's thumb. I am sure this can't be good for his speech development, how can I get it to stop, and use a dummy instead, which I can then take away when I want to?

Garry Ezzo is promoting a new line of miniature egg-flippers, so you can stick it up there and give the baby a good drubbing. It's the only language they understand.

Oh fuck Greeny don't

This thread is walking such a fine line between being hilarious and being really dreadfully upsetting

Oh bugger, I've gone and killed the thread