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Posey · 31/03/2006 20:44

Just looking at the knock knock thread reminded me of these things we used to love but I can't remember many.

The only one that springs to mind is

What do you call a man with a spade on his head?
Doug

What do you call a man without a spade on his head?
Douglas

Any more?

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chestnutty · 31/03/2006 20:59

What do you call a man with a bag on his head?
Russell.

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2Happy · 31/03/2006 21:05

What do you call a man with a seagull on his head?
Cliff

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2Happy · 31/03/2006 21:06

What do you call a deer with no eyes?
No idea.

What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs?
Still no idea.

What do you call a fly with no legs?
A walk.

What do you call a fly with no legs and no wings?
A raisin.

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Miaou · 31/03/2006 21:07

What do you call a deer with no eyes, no legs and no balls?

Still no F**king idea

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Miaou · 31/03/2006 21:08

What do you call a man with a tree on his head?

Edward.

What do you call a man with three trees on his head?

Edward Woodward.

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Miaou · 31/03/2006 21:09

What do you call a woman with one arm and one leg?

Eileen.

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Miaou · 31/03/2006 21:10

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs that can play the piano?

Clever Dick

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dejags · 31/03/2006 21:11

2happy - snort at yours -

What do you call a fly with no legs?
A walk. PMSL

What do you call a fly with no legs and no wings?
A raisin. ROFLMAO

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tortoise · 31/03/2006 21:11

What do you call a man with a car on his head?
Jack!

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Miaou · 31/03/2006 21:11

(Can you tell I love these jokes??? )

What do you call a man with a pig on his head?

Hamed.

What do you call a man with two pigs on his head?

Mohammed.

What do you call a man with fifty rabbits up his bum?

Warren

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dejags · 31/03/2006 21:12

roaring with laughter at Eileen.

I do have a strange sense of humour though.

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dejags · 31/03/2006 21:13

Miaou, those are bloody fantastic .

had a row with DH tonight so needed cheering up.

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Miaou · 31/03/2006 21:13

I always tell groups of kids these jokes (well the clean ones anyway) on school trips and the like...

... anyway I told the question bit of the Eileen one.... and realised the teacher was called Eileen... [mortified]

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Miaou · 31/03/2006 21:14

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs, swimming in the sea?

Bob.

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Miaou · 31/03/2006 21:15

What do you call a spider with no eyes?

Spder.

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2Happy · 31/03/2006 21:17

Darn it miaou! You beat me to the Bob one!

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dejags · 31/03/2006 21:18

dejags wipes tears from eyes.

bob indeed....

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LadyTophamHatt · 31/03/2006 21:20

what do you call a woman how throws all the bills on the fire?

bernadette

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Miaou · 31/03/2006 21:20

Never fail to make me laugh....

I'm easily pleased, you know

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Miaou · 31/03/2006 21:21

LTH, not heard that one before, excellent!!

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mistressmiggins · 31/03/2006 21:21

My DS's favourite (hes 3)

what did the policeman say to his tummy?
you're under a vest

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mistressmiggins · 31/03/2006 21:22

what do you call a man with compost on his head?

Pete

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Miaou · 31/03/2006 21:24

Aha, MistressMiggins, I know a different version....

What do you call a man who has been buried for 50 years?

Pete

(kind of lost its impact now )

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mistressmiggins · 31/03/2006 21:26

actually now you've said your version, I think its the right one - I just couldnt think what it was

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Miaou · 31/03/2006 21:27

What do you call a nun with a washing machine on her head?
Sister-Matic

What do you call a gay dinosaur?
Megasoreass

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