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What do you call...?

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Posey · 31/03/2006 20:44

Just looking at the knock knock thread reminded me of these things we used to love but I can't remember many.

The only one that springs to mind is

What do you call a man with a spade on his head?
Doug

What do you call a man without a spade on his head?
Douglas

Any more?Grin

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Miaou · 31/03/2006 21:28

What do you call a man with no legs?
Neil

ShaysMummy · 31/03/2006 21:33

what do u call a dinosaur with no eyes?
dyathinkisaurus.

thats the only one i know!

lame...

:o

cataloguequeen · 31/03/2006 21:49

what do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?

A Stick

what do you call a dog with no back legs and steel testicles?

SparkyGrin

MaloryTowers · 31/03/2006 21:51

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Miaou · 31/03/2006 21:52

Grin like the boomerang one!!!

Tommy · 31/03/2006 21:53

what do you call a woman with a cake and a cup of tea on her head?

Caffy

cataloguequeen · 31/03/2006 21:57

What do call a guy who just hangs around?

Art Grin

merrymum · 31/03/2006 22:44

what goes "oooooooo ooooooooo"?
a cow with no lips

cataloguequeen · 31/03/2006 23:24

what do you call 3 blondes under a christmas tree?

Ho-Ho-Ho

Ducks and runs for cover!!Grin

edam · 31/03/2006 23:24

What's brown and sticky?

A stick.

myturn · 31/03/2006 23:28

What do you call a cow with no legs?

Ground beef.

ROFL at Eileen joke (my best friend was called Eileen)

merrymum · 31/03/2006 23:29

what do you call a boy with no underwear?

knickerless

myturn · 31/03/2006 23:31

What do you call a bloke who is born in Edinburgh, grows up in London, and then dies in Newcastle?

Dead.

Ledodgy · 31/03/2006 23:44

What do you call a donkey with 3 legs?
A Wonkey

I've actually got a really rude one of these but won't lower the tone!

cataloguequeen · 31/03/2006 23:56

lets hear it then Ledo!!Wink

Ledodgy · 31/03/2006 23:58

Ok You asked remember you asked...

What d'ya call a woman with no arms and no legs sitting in mud............

Dirty C**t
Ledodgy runs off quickly>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

QE2 · 01/04/2006 00:01

What do you call a farmer who used to like tractors but doesn't any more?

An extractor fan.

cataloguequeen · 01/04/2006 00:07

What do you call a woman outside a kitchen?

A Fugitive Wink

Original poster
Posey · 01/04/2006 15:57

Thank you so much for those, we have just sat and laughed ourselves silly Grin

Anyway this is dh's contribution

What do you call a woman with a pint of lager on her head?
Beatrix

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sallystrawberry · 01/04/2006 16:04

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mandylifeboats · 06/04/2006 19:53

crying with laughter at some of these!!!
How about...

Man goes into a bar with a lizard on his shoulder and says " double whisky for me and half a Guinness for Tiny please"
"Why do you call him Tiny?" says the barman
"Because he's my newt" comes the reply

waterfalls · 06/04/2006 20:00

2 horses stod in a field, and one says to the other

why the long face? Grin

waterfalls · 06/04/2006 20:00

stood not stod

helsy · 06/04/2006 20:16

Man with three planks on his head?
Edward Woodward

Man with no arms and legs swimming in the sea?
Clever Dick

Man with no hair?
Shaun

abacus · 06/04/2006 20:23

These are great - dh contribution (rude of course)
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?
lickalotapuss