ROYAL GOSSIP ANYONE?

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will pm it

Chherios: i mean why his love children. If that's the sexual inclination how did they come about?

pm'd you gramercy

Can someone PM me too, pretty please.

pm'd you too peanuts

Thanks tugamommy

I think, though, that this is common knowledge. And there are plenty of 'em out there. There are many women who have "amicable" splits with famous husbands/boyfriends. I'd have the most sealed lips ever if someone bunged me a couple of million not to talk to the press.

Pleeeeeease can someone PM me!

Thanks tugamommy!

Thanks for my PMs

Oh and on a COMPLETELY separate note

'He told the Burger newspaper: ''I don't know where the rumours are coming from.'''
Um, well, here it looks like...!

For the third time can someone please please please PM me!

I'm very tempted to post the goss with the names blanked out, should I?

dyzzidid, have PMd you.

a client invited to wedding,they were called 2 days before to say the wedding may be cancelled.it wasnt the love children that was the problem but his gay encounters. she was persuaded to stay for a fat wad of cash in producing a male heir,or * goes back under the rule of ***

ok report it if norty

How do I become a beard? Can I sign up to a website. Very happy to travel the world with minor royalty / hollywood actor, in return for life of luxury, and million pound settlement when we break up.

Not agreeing to provide children though, only having children with a man who I love, and loves me in return.

Promise to dress nicely for film premiers. What do you think?

Why don't we start a beard agency and website? 'Beards Are Us'. Or 'Beardos Not Weirdos'. Or 'Be Not Afeared, We'll Find You a Beard'. Actually that last one is more of a strapline.

hmmmm

Sign me up too. So much better than being a WAG where you actually have to perform for some egotistical idiot.

Just think - as a Beard you don't even have to shave your legs etc cos Royal Bod/Hollywood Hunk won't care .

pm me please someone. Am itching to know.

Yes sorry tuga. See what you mean now.

What are beardy-babies called? Goatees? Bumfluffs?
I'd feel more sorry for the legitimate offspring; they'd be stuck in that lifestyle, trapped and eventually knowing their mother was a breeder.

At least illegitimate dcs get a relative amount of anonymity and presumably some financial support.

awesome, it's posted on the thread now, in it's full glory (till it gets deleted ), roundorangehead 13.32pm

LadyClariceCannockMonty - brilliant. Fancy going into business together.

I'd be quite picky, over who I'd be a beard for - Jake Gyllenhaal, George Clooney, Keanu Reeves - YES.

Simon Cowell, Tom Cruise and Robbie Williams - NO.

Ooohhh. Oh, I thought it was about our royals. Should read the whole thread and not be so impatient, I suppose.

oohlaalaa, you're on!

LadyClariceCannockMonty - super. Will start on the business plan.