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SupermassiveLBD · 05/06/2011 20:36

While everyone else is getting their thinking caps on

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TheSmallPrint · 14/06/2011 10:36

pizza and cake are both good but together? Grin

PasstheTwiglets · 14/06/2011 10:38

:) They look fab in the photos, I hope it turns out the same - straawberry jam for the tomato sauce, grated white chocolate for the cheese, then bits of sweets/fondant icing for pepperoni, olives etc. I have to say, my little sweetcorn kernels are extremely cute :)

PasstheTwiglets · 14/06/2011 10:39

Only trouble with making cakes is that there are bowls demanding to be licked out* and leftover icing begging to be eaten.

  • reminds me of an old favourite of mine:

Mum, can I lick the bowl out?"
No you can't - flush it, like everybody else.

PasstheTwiglets · 14/06/2011 10:40

Oh look, I went all Bristolian on the word 'strawberry' up there...

ComeIntoTheGardenMaud · 14/06/2011 10:40

Morning all!

Twigoletto - Isn't that Herr Kruger towards the top right hand corner of the poster?

::Uses Massive's patent zoomometer to devastating and debilitating effect::

::weakly, from the chaise longue::

Spiro - I never go anywhere near the bf/ff threads because there are so many zealots and harpies opinionated people on them. Like a dutiful graduate of the NCT, I was determined to bf Girl and did so for a very long time indeed (until we could have a conversation about whether to continue). But, my experience disproves what the most zealous of the zealots say about "anyone can bf ... your body will ensure your baby gets enough milk ... there are things you can do to increase your supply ... etc". At one stage, Girl (who was also a heffalump a large baby) put on something like one ounce in a fortnight. My lovely HV (part of the medial patriarchy, doncha know, and therefore not to be trusted) came to my home and actually weighed Girl before and after a feed. She had guzzled away for 30 minutes and - despite my elderly norks looking like a pair of missile silos - managed to take in a measly ounce of milk. So it was mixed feeding from them on.

I was particularly ::roll eyes:: when you were told that your experience was immaterial, as it was anecdotal. The fact is, that your experience and mine show that exclusive bf doesn't work for everybody and it's not because we're too lazy/daft/in thrall to Nestle. I also notice on those threads that some people (deliberately or not) misinterpret what the research says. The research says that, on the whole, bf babies are prone to fewer health problems than ff babies. It doesn't say (as some posters imply) that every bf baby is a picture of health and every ff baby is a walking laboratory of sickness and contagion.

Hey ho.

ComeIntoTheGardenMaud · 14/06/2011 10:42

::Yuk:: to Twiggy's toilet joke.

::Bows down:: to Twiggy's domestic deity.

PasstheTwiglets · 14/06/2011 11:18

I can't see him, Maud. In the top right-hand corner there's Tommy Lee Jones, then a block in a white coat with a beard and under him is someone who looks like a US airmen...

ComeIntoTheGardenMaud · 14/06/2011 11:28

Aha. I didn't scroll down and was only looking at the miniature version and thought that the dark-haired gentleman whose face is truncated by the edge of the poster might have been him.

::Books appointment at LorgnetteSavers::

ComeIntoTheGardenMaud · 14/06/2011 11:29

Mind you, any film with Tommy Lee Jones can't be all bad ....

SupermassiveLBD · 14/06/2011 11:41

Morning all

I saw talk that the hand with the gun in the bottom left-hand corner belongs to the Man. Hand-ophiles, ready your zoomometers...

I also saw a tweet that mentioned a photoshoot, with a magazine. but now I've gone and forgotten the name of the mag. Better check so we can all hang round WH Smiths, waiting for it. Hang on...Ah yes, it's Recognise Magazine

I don't recogise Wink the name but as an ex-pat, what do I know?

Twigs, your patisserie sounds inspired. Maybe you should do themed cakes for us all. A CA type shield, with a silhouette in choccy of Herr Kruger shooting his Luger perhaps. And another one, with something Dwarfy and Hobbity.

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ComeIntoTheGardenMaud · 14/06/2011 11:50

:Cranks up the zoomometer again::

How can one tell, Massive, given that it is a painting (or photo tweaked to look like a painting) and one does not know how much artistic licence has been taken? Could it be the same fine manly hand as this?

::Thinks about the artistic licence she would like to take with Mr Thornton::

::Fans self::

I've never heard of it, but it appears that Recognise magazine is about eco lifestyles and such.

::Places standing order::

Right. Must go to the costermongers', ladies, so don't detain me with your witty and erudite posts.

SupermassiveLBD · 14/06/2011 11:59

Eco-mag or lookit dese stylish blokes a gogo? And to h*ll with the carbon footprint of dwarves fresh from en zed, if they give good smoulder???

Looks like they have an online presence, so that will do WH Smith-less yours truly just nicely, when the time comes.

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ComeIntoTheGardenMaud · 14/06/2011 12:04

Hmm. Didn't spend long looking at the website but, yes, it does look like as if it could be look at these gorgeous boys a gogo with a small sop to environmental issues thrown in. I can imagine some slebs being interviewed about how they recycle rainwater and have installed solar panels in each of their five homes, between which they commute by private jet.

::Resists siren call of more repartee and departs for costermongers::

SupermassiveLBD · 14/06/2011 12:08

At least it's not Heat Magazine Or Hello

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DumSpiroSpero · 14/06/2011 12:52

Grrr @ Heat magazine. Massive. I wrote to ask the then editor if I could do some work experience with them prior to starting my Post-Grad Mag Journo diploma, and got a letter back basically saying I was welcome to come and keep in coffee for a week! Haven't bought it on principle since.

Well, I haven't been pasted on the other side as much as I expected tbh. Maud I totally agree with your point about taking research out of context and skewing it's meaning. As the saying goes 'lies, damned lies and statistics' Hmm.

I thought The Man was the one partially cut off on the right hand side too, hence posting the link...maybe not then?

Will definitely keep an eye on Recognise - presumably he's going to be one of their 'stars who make the right kind of headlines'. Smile

SupermassiveLBD · 14/06/2011 13:05

Well I see the Pussycat Dolls have been in it. Or one of then Grin

Spiro, I used to buy Heat once or twice on my UK visits, like you go to see a weird crawly in the bug-house at the zoo, purely for gawping in horror purposes, but from now on they will not get a penny out of me, the swine!

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PasstheTwiglets · 14/06/2011 13:19

Massive, it wasn't Mark Frith, was it?

TheSmallPrint · 14/06/2011 14:38

I can safely say I have never bought Heat, Hello, OK or any other kind of celebrity magazine in my life. I have bought plenty of other dross but just not those particular types. Grin

Keep an eye on that Tweeter Massive, see if they say anything about when it's published.

SupermassiveLBD · 14/06/2011 15:01

I bet said tweeter is already snowed under with new followers, Small Grin

I can just see her sat there in front of her puter, with little question marks floating above her head!

(((???wot is going on, here??????)))) she thinks...

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DumSpiroSpero · 14/06/2011 15:32

Twigs - if you mean Spiro - yes it was Mark Frith...why?

PasstheTwiglets · 14/06/2011 16:37

Oops, yes, I meant to say 'Spiro'! Just that Mark Frith was another one on Twiggy's List of Lust.. not anymore though, the meany :)

DumSpiroSpero · 14/06/2011 16:46

I can kind of see why he would be, coffee issues notwithstanding!

I ended up getting invited back on paid basis to the place I did go and winning a bursary with one of the national glossies so I guess it was his loss in the end! Grin

SupermassiveLBD · 14/06/2011 16:57

Hahahah, truly a Fate Worse Than Death, bumped from Twiggy's List of Lust, for crimes against young and hopeful female humanity.

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PasstheTwiglets · 14/06/2011 17:20

Anne Robinson flirts dreadfully with him... :)

DumSpiroSpero · 14/06/2011 18:20

just found out what today photo shoot was for