Finally I can post - internet on phone playing up all evening.
I can assure Massive & Small that Miss Spiro's academic abilities have not diminished her fascination with nose-mining and farts, unfortunately.
She has a pirate fancy dress treasure hunt at school tomorrow so have spent the best part of 2 hours putting 16 plaits in her hair to make pseudo-dreadlocks!
Well done Miss V btw, as well as bon voyage to Twigs and sympathies to Small with the ongoing foot saga - hope Lucas is taking your mind off it 
Did anyone else watch the Crimson Petal this evening? Thought it might be a bit overly dark for me at first but was glad I stuck with it - will definitely keep watching.