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University of Armitage Studies

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MrsLucasNorth · 16/11/2010 20:44

And here are our study materials for the evening. Not sure if we've had them before, but have tried to find new ones - is getting trickier Grin!

Enjoy!

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MrsLucasNorth · 20/11/2010 09:49

Think I will skim through the -ahem- important bits of RH, then move onto Cold Feet. I really can't stomach the bloke that plays Robin - what the casting vids were thinking I'll never know. Will squeeze ML in on Monday as Dh will no doubt be off to see the new Potter.

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StripeyMoon · 20/11/2010 09:52

RH vote here too.

ASmallBunchofFlowers · 20/11/2010 10:00

My order of priority would be RH, Marie Lloyd and Cold Feet. I think Robin Hood himself is very sweet, possibly because he looks exactly like my friend's husband.

Bodenbabe - Just as I thought we were sisters under the skin, you disparage the Ukulele Orchestra of GB. I am devastated!

I need something to soothe my shattered nerves.

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Bodenbabe · 20/11/2010 10:29

Stripey, what a lovely couple you make! Lovely pics.

Stripey, I'm telling you, you need goofbay.com. It's a sniper programme and yo ucan set it to put in a bid for you at the very last second. It stops the bidding going too high and also stops other people outbidding you at the last minute (assuming your bid is high enough, of course). I've won loads of auctions really cheaply using goofbay. Can't recommend it highly enough.

Flowers, sorry to have devastated you. Take two of these and call me in the morning.

Bodenbabe · 20/11/2010 10:30

Here's a goofbay link

ASmallBunchofFlowers · 20/11/2010 11:06

Oh, Boden, thank you. Just one of those is enough!

40deniertights · 20/11/2010 11:06

I have just set up goofbay and trying to snipe. Thanks. Will let you know if it works.

Bodenbabe · 20/11/2010 11:26

Tis a really lovely pic, Flowers, isn't it? (Hmmm, thoguh wpn't load again for me now). I am preemptively in love with Mr Thornton (apart from sideburns :) ) and am hoping Santa does what he's been told :)

40DT, I usually set goofbay to place bid at 7 seconds. I used to do 4 seconds but have had a few incidents where the sniper didn't get there in time. And you all know the trick of adding on a few pence more after a round figure, yes? ie. you are far more likely to win with £5.20 than you are with £5.00, because lots of people will place bids in round figures, so you can beat them by a few pennies that way. Just promise not to use any of my tricks against me :) I am going to bid on one of those black Prada shirts for DH - they are about £90 new (er - no) but seem to sell for about £20 on ebay. There are some sellers of them with 100% feedback so hopefully not fake. Excited to dress DH up now :)

ASmallBunchofFlowers · 20/11/2010 11:42

Boden - I do hope you wake up on Christmas morning to find Mr Thornton in your stocking. So to speak. Even though He Is Mine.

There was some mention earlier of Mr Armitage as a potential James Bond. Hmm. Shaken, not stirred.

ASmallBunchofFlowers · 20/11/2010 11:49

"The countenance is the portrait of the soul, and the eyes mark its intentions." Cicero

ASmallBunchofFlowers · 20/11/2010 11:51

Oh poo. The link fell off.

"The countenance is the portrait of the soul, and the eyes mark its intentions." Cicero

StripeyMoon · 20/11/2010 11:56

Thank you Boden Smile we are a bit more aged now!
Will try out goofbay as I am most upset about losing it.

ASmallBunchofFlowers · 20/11/2010 11:57

I'm on a roll here.

"The corruption of the best things gives rise to the worst." David Hume

and one just for MrsLN

If you wish to be a writer, write. Epictetus

Theresaholeinyourmind · 20/11/2010 12:12

Jeepers, Flowers, what a thing to show me for when I first log on. Marcus Tullius never looked so good. FAF to the max.

I was going to vote for RH, too, but then you knew that didn't you? Actually I shall be seeing Guy tonite myself, RH season 2 episode 11 is on telly.

Mrs LN, how is the writing coming along? I have a suggestion if you are going to do a John Lucas segment for me sometime. No worries if you aren't, and of course other ladies will wish to take their turn.

ASmallBunchofFlowers · 20/11/2010 12:23

Morning, Theresa. 'Twas gorgeous, wasn't it? And also, I notice, a good illustration of how lack of symmetry in no way at all detracts from beauty. I have just been in the basement, previewing vids, and have found one which I think will send you into a frenzy. 'Tis only suitable for after the watershed children are in bed. Will you be here tonight?

And I wondered whether this might have helped Guy or Lovelace in their wooing?

Come live with me and be my love,
And we will all the pleasures prove
That valleys, groves, hills, and fields,
Woods or steepy mountain yields.

And we will sit upon the rocks,
Seeing the shepherds feed their flocks,
By shallow rivers to whose falls
Melodious birds sing madrigals.

And I will make thee beds of roses
And a thousand fragrant posies,
A cap of flowers, and a kirtle
Embroidered all with leaves of myrtle;

A gown made of the finest wool
Which from our pretty lambs we pull;
Fair lined slippers for the cold,
With buckles of th purest gold;

A belt of straw and ivy buds,
With coral clasps and amber studs:
And if these pleasures may thee move,
Come live with me and be my love.

The shepherds' swains shall dance and sing
For thy delight each May morning:
If these delights thy mind may move,
Then live with me and be my love.

Theresaholeinyourmind · 20/11/2010 12:41

Lovely, Flowers. Sigh. Our rough diamond, quoting poetry? Dynamite. I don't think anything would have helped with Marion, she lacked the maturity to deal with someone like Guy, even if she wanted to. Robin was relatively uncomplicated and safe and was never going to rock her world in very scary ways. A poetry-quoting Gisborne would have thrown her completely and she'd have run away! A quote again from last night's ep.after she has been giving him the usual runaround
''You have no idea of what I have been thinking and feeling''

Lovelace. He would have liked that one, the wretch. And I would have liked to hear him read it.
The way he says''my beloved'' at the beginning of episode two make me ready to excuse him an awful lot, even though I know I shouldn't.

I expect I shall be here tonight, after RH that,is which should finish about 19 00 GMT. Unless I have become too overcome with the tragedy of it all and drunk myself into a stupor with bottles of Polish Cordial and Chateau Gisbourne.

The promise of yummy vids you are dangling should go a long way to prevent me from succumbing.

Theresaholeinyourmind · 20/11/2010 12:48
PrairieOyster · 20/11/2010 13:08

Serious study assignment here, ladies - maybe you can settle the question one way or another:

Is this him?

Think carefully before you answer, some comparative studies may be necessary...

Bodenbabe · 20/11/2010 13:29

Oh Flowers, re.'shaken, not stirred' that is probably the best-chosen pic to iilustrate a point that I have ever seen! Oh my, that's just.... well, it's just....

He would, of course, be a faaabulous Bond.

Theresaholeinyourmind · 20/11/2010 13:39

Could be, Oyster. I have just blown it up on Photoshop and bumped up the resolution a bit, then compared it with that photo of Guy Flowers posted, under the Cicero quote.
Eyes, nose and bottom lip seem to compute.

But I would not swear at all.

We need Malcolm and his face recognition program, I am useless at anything like this.

Nice pussycat either way

Mee-ow

StripeyMoon · 20/11/2010 14:07

I think that may be him Oyster.

MrsLucasNorth · 20/11/2010 14:59

Oyster do you know what character that is?

He's played Admetus and McCavity

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MrsLucasNorth · 20/11/2010 15:02

Possibly not - based on looking at the descriptions and casting of cats - Admetus and McCavity are both ginger, although haven't taken a cloae look at the pic itself.

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MrsLucasNorth · 20/11/2010 15:04

Will clearly have to borrow my mum's Cats dvd too Grin!

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MrsLucasNorth · 20/11/2010 15:07

Loving the quotes and poetry Flowers.

Have a little bit more of John Lucas...

The woman was a little taken off guard by his directness. ?Bo,? she replied, uncertainly.
John eyed her up and down lasciviously, ?So,? he drawled, ?Business or pleasure??
Bo assessed the leather-clad six-footer opposite her. Sod it, she thought, I deserve a bit of fun. Holding his icy blue gaze steadily, she replied, ?I?m rather hoping it might be both. You??
John hadn?t been expecting that, and felt a brief twitch of horniness flash through his body. Well, he thought, two can play that game?
?Just business,? he paused, locking eyes with Bo once again, ??at least, that was all I had planned until about two minutes ago??

Probably won't be able to do any more 'til tomorrow or Monday as DH monopolising the dining room for cards tonight (have been looking at laptops today Grin)

He's not coming to me as easily as Guy did, purely because if I just went with what 'he' is telling me to write, I wouldn't be able to post it Wink!

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