Richard Armitage Anonymous

[Fettle]

Over here ladies!

No no - I'll do it!! I'm sure I can reach better as he is quite tall you know!

Ok then jenesaisquoi! Did she actually mention snogging him then? I thought lots of people asked/mentioned him and she avoided them mostly!

BTW - why did they cast Daniella Denby-Ashby or whatever her name is in that role? I'd have been so much better at it (and I would have ruined it all by looking back at him!!)

But Dawn is a Laydee and so would not kiss and tell. I admire her for that.

Time for another Poetic Interlude, I think.

Music, when soft voices die,
Vibrates in the memory -
Odours, when sweet violets sicken,
Live within the sense they quicken.

Rose leaves, when the rose is dead,
Are heaped for the beloved's bed;
And so thy thoughts, when thou art gone,
Love itself shall slumber on.

Ah yes, I know that first emotively titled vid well, Flowers. I got a message from YT with it

''Are you sure you wanna watch this vid again, you have already watched it half as much again as the rest of the world put together''

Yes / No / Take the Fifth

Well, duh!

FLOWERS!!! What a find, this Reading of our Set Book. This could be one of the most important artifacts ever unearthed from the depths of the YT basement!!!
I just daren't open it right now or I shall be totally discombobulated for the night. Thank you, thank you, thank you.

This was a good question that never got answered

''Can you describe in detail what it was like working with the holy delightful yet gorgeously sinful Richard Armitage, and did you ever get the urge to order a chocolate fountain and simply drag him into it?''

Now who name-changed? Fessup!

There were so many similar, weren't there? Looks like the news will go round that MN is obsessed with snogging RA.

He will never come on for a Live Chat now

Theresa. Prepare yourself. The clip is disappointingly brief and has a rather schmaltzy backing track but, hey, it's The Voice and it's The Scene.

I seem to have spent a lot of time in the YT basement today and posted a ludicrous number of links. Which one was it you'd already seen 1000 times?

Theresa! Fettle! Quick - get onto Twitter and drool over appreciate Lucas North's avatar for Austen Thursday.

Another shameful confession coming up. I am not on Twitter.

''Which one was it you'd already seen 1000 times?''

The 'making love to RA' one. Well, it was cultural you see. I was channeling Catullus. Mwaah.

Now, you see, I like that vid because I am a big fan of jazz in general and Etta James in particular.

I don't think you have to be on Twitter to lurk there. Or do you? And Lucas has posted some pictures that may perhaps be his body double's, ahem, nectarines.

OOh Flowers, bung me a link, pretty please.
Greengrocery is just the thing at this time of night.

You need to browse here.

I don't think I fully understand twitter? Not sure if it is just the mobile web version! But lots of confusing seemingly random sentences!

Also Why is Lucas appearing to talk all up north-like? He doesn't talk Luke that does he?!

Must have a look in morning on proper computer while I'm procrastinating from housework! DH won't mind coming home to a chaotic house if he understands the reason why?

Hecky thump and by 'eck indeed!A right pair of rum truffles.((I speak Miltownish fluently doncha know.)
Bet it's a wind-up. Not baaaad, though...

Ooooh I say!!. I understood enough to find that nectarine picture. Tis it really him? Not a botty body double?

I think 'Lucas' is tweeting in that mis-spelt fake Yorkshire accent in reference to the fact that his avatar is now John Thornton. We will gloss over the fact that Milton-Northern was Manchester, a long way from Yorkshire!

Anyway, distract me. I think I have just done something rather sordid.

I was sort of thinking the Mancuniana was the John Thornton connection, Fettle. but I was very confused by Twitter, myself it was an alien environment to me. Like Pluto or something.

''I think I have just done something rather sordid''
Oooooh, do tell, Flowers

Can't be bothered to look it up. What's an avatar? I'm assuming nothing to do with a 3d film with blue people in it that I've never seen!

I so need to get out more and continue my education. 3 years of no work and all ceebeeies is ruining me!!!

I just shrieked with laughter at ''botty double'', in a silent house with everyone fast asleep Hecky thump again.
That was classic, Fettle.

Given that in even the sauciest YT clips from things like Between The Sheets Mr Armitage never gets his nectarines out (for he is a Proper Actor and a Gentleman of Taste and Refinement and not a Himbo and that is why I esteem him) I incline to the view that it is a body double.

Now I feel even more ashamed for having spent time deliberating on this.

I need an to atone for the bad I have done.

Ooh I said something funny!![proud]!!

Must go sleeping now!! Can't complain about being tired and not getting anything done if I spend all my time with you wonderful laydees! Although I have to admit this is the closest I get to adult conversation some days!

''I think I have just done something rather sordid''

In guiding you and Fettle, theresa, towards Lucas' body double's, err, nectarines. After all, it's always me who's arguing that we should appreciate him on an intellectual, artistic and spiritual level. The shame of it.

Goodnight Fettle. It was funny all right but you do realise you were an inch from outing me to my family? But it was so worth it, don't worry{grin]

Aah flowers!! Much better!! His voice is so soothing! I need to get some books read by him to soothe me to sleep....

Must download the nighttime hour story somehow!

X

Re the fruit counter, Flowers, those peaches are out there somewhere in all their genuine glory. I just feel a bit of a twat e-mailing Amazon and asking them if they are included in their edition.
So what if it does?
Can't see me ordering it, the title's a bit louche to be bandied about by the postie in front of the DCs. Whattya got? Lessee.Also TBH I feel a bit purvey for my interest.