AMA
I'm a germ hiding under the rim of your loo. Ask me anything
roadrunner11 · 15/09/2018 23:46
I'm a germ hiding under the rim of your loo. Ask me anything.
roadrunner11 · 16/09/2018 00:10
There's a colony of ecoli to the left of me and a colony of salmonella to the right of me. They are nasty buggers though so I'm staying clear of them are though.
FissionChips · 16/09/2018 00:38
If you could have one wish that came true, what would it be?
PickAChew · 16/09/2018 00:43
Just let me know before you invite your 10 million siblings over for a family reunion, k?
roadrunner11 · 16/09/2018 00:46
Please don't frayed I've got thousands of children up here under the rim aswell.
firehousedog1 · 16/09/2018 00:53
Well don't look at me everyone. This germ is not in my toilet. I cleaned my lav earlier this evening 
venuvichy · 16/09/2018 00:58
Do you make an effort to be transferred fecal-orally or do you just wait until you attach at random to something and hope you find your way into a digestive tract?
Are there other germs more ambitious than you?
What’s the worst thing you’ve seen since taking up residence under the toilet seat?
roadrunner11 · 16/09/2018 01:03
I mean no harm me.
The others here are plotting something though. Something about norovirus.
Worst thing I've seen? Three people's bums.
firehousedog1 · 16/09/2018 01:34
I suspect someone will bleach you tomorrow. Night night 
Rebecca36 · 16/09/2018 06:13
My rubber gloves are on and I'm coming after you! 1,2,3......
DickensianHysteric · 16/09/2018 09:30
Do you ever hear from your pals up on the flush lever?
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