I'm a germ hiding under the rim of your loo. Ask me anything

[roadrunner11]

I'm a germ hiding under the rim of your loo. Ask me anything.

Poo or pee germ?

Apparently I'm listeria

Is everyone hammered tonight?!

What can you see?

There's a colony of ecoli to the left of me and a colony of salmonella to the right of me. They are nasty buggers though so I'm staying clear of them are though.

Have you ever seen a loo brush?

No. What's a toilet brush?

Have you ever encountered Domestos?

No. What's domestos?

If you could have one wish that came true, what would it be?

It kills all known germs. Be careful!

Just let me know before you invite your 10 million siblings over for a family reunion, k?

One wish? To be spared my life.

Please don't frayed I've got thousands of children up here under the rim aswell.

Well don't look at me everyone. This germ is not in my toilet. I cleaned my lav earlier this evening

Do you make an effort to be transferred fecal-orally or do you just wait until you attach at random to something and hope you find your way into a digestive tract?

Are there other germs more ambitious than you?

What’s the worst thing you’ve seen since taking up residence under the toilet seat?

Nope. I'm not in your loo firehouse

I mean no harm me.

The others here are plotting something though. Something about norovirus.

Worst thing I've seen? Three people's bums.

I suspect someone will bleach you tomorrow. Night night

My rubber gloves are on and I'm coming after you! 1,2,3......

I'm immune to rubber gloves

You really are the turd that won't flush

I mean no harm to anyone.

Do you ever hear from your pals up on the flush lever?