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JKR poem to IW - Brilliant

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TwistedWonder · 15/02/2025 18:21

https://x.com/jk_rowling/status/1890450465063600510

I’ll get screenshots for anyone not on X but I have to love JKR for this ❤️

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HesSoBadHesGood · 16/02/2025 05:22

Doc Upton told such dreadful lies
It made one gasp and stretch ones eyes
The Judge who from his earliest youth
Had kept a strict regard for truth
Attempted to believe Doc Upton
The effort nearly caused a ruption
And would have done had not he
Discovered this infirmity

I need to go back to bed!

NImumconfused · 16/02/2025 01:50

murasaki · 16/02/2025 00:14

My dad used to read it to me when I was little. Strange man.

We were made to learn that one off by heart in primary school!

Cerah · 16/02/2025 01:26

Roses are red
Violets are blue
You may hate JK Rowling
Because her words are true

lcakethereforeIam · 16/02/2025 00:50

Roses are biological
Dr Upton is biological
Erm..!

Actually 'If' fits quite well re. the nonsense at Fife

If you can keep your head when all about you
Are losing theirs and blaming it on you,
If you can trust yourself when all men doubt you,
But make allowance for their doubting too;
If you can wait and not be tired by waiting,
Or being lied about, don’t deal in lies,
Or being hated, don’t give way to hating,
And yet don’t look too good, nor talk too wise:

If you can dream—and not make dreams your master;
If you can think—and not make thoughts your aim;
If you can meet with Triumph and Disaster
And treat those two impostors just the same;
If you can bear to hear the truth you’ve spoken
Twisted by knaves to make a trap for fools,
Or watch the things you gave your life to, broken,
And stoop and build ’em up with worn-out tools:

If you can make one heap of all your winnings
And risk it on one turn of pitch-and-toss,
And lose, and start again at your beginnings
And never breathe a word about your loss;
If you can force your heart and nerve and sinew
To serve your turn long after they are gone,
And so hold on when there is nothing in you
Except the Will which says to them: ‘Hold on!’

If you can talk with crowds and keep your virtue,
Or walk with Kings—nor lose the common touch,
If neither foes nor loving friends can hurt you,
If all men count with you, but none too much;
If you can fill the unforgiving minute
With sixty seconds’ worth of distance run,
Yours is the Earth and everything that’s in it,
And—which is more—Upton's still a Man!

With very little tweaking.

TwistedWonder · 16/02/2025 00:41

Rose are red
Sunflowers are yella
Dear doctor Upspn
You’re still a fella

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AlisonWhatIsTheMatter · 16/02/2025 00:33

Roses are red
Willyboy’s lips are too
he is still a dick
without a real foo foo

murasaki · 16/02/2025 00:26

To Beth or not to Beth
Whether tis nobler in the mind's eye to suffer the slings and arrows of outrageous Sandie
Or to take arms against a sea of nurses
And by opposing end them.

Lark1ane · 16/02/2025 00:21

murasaki · 16/02/2025 00:14

My dad used to read it to me when I was little. Strange man.

My Grandad used to recite Horatius at The Gate to me. I was 4.
I loved it.
Followed by Lucy Gray. I think it was?
He worked in a mill and was an organiser for the communist party.

murasaki · 16/02/2025 00:17

Lark1ane · 16/02/2025 00:16

It is by Hayes you are right @murasaki I've mis poeted him.
But I prefer Backyard Kipling as a nome de plume

Too much left over Christmas Baileys!

It definitely has Kipling vibes, and the nom de plume is excellent!

spannasaurus · 16/02/2025 00:16

There was a young man called Teddy
Who invaded the space of Nurse Peggie
Wouldn't leave the room
Now he talks like a loon
And says he's a girl from Kirkcaldy

Lark1ane · 16/02/2025 00:16

It is by Hayes you are right @murasaki I've mis poeted him.
But I prefer Backyard Kipling as a nome de plume

Too much left over Christmas Baileys!

murasaki · 16/02/2025 00:14

My dad used to read it to me when I was little. Strange man.

murasaki · 16/02/2025 00:12

I think it's by Hayes not Kipling though...sounds like it should be Kipling.

murasaki · 16/02/2025 00:10

Lark1ane · 16/02/2025 00:07

There's a mean-eyed yelling Doctor to the West of Auchtertool
There's a little medic cross dressing in the town;
There's a self id ing woman tends to favour nurses loos
And the yelling sod forever notes it down.

by Backyard Kipling.

Very good.

Lark1ane · 16/02/2025 00:07

There's a mean-eyed yelling Doctor to the West of Auchtertool
There's a little medic cross dressing in the town;
There's a self id ing woman tends to favour nurses loos
And the yelling sod forever notes it down.

by Backyard Kipling.

Bannedontherun · 16/02/2025 00:07

Waitwhat23 · 15/02/2025 23:59

Tonight Bigger Boat
Bellows into the darkness
No! No more poems!

No verse, no sonnets
Definitely not an ode
Limericks? Get lost!

Antipathy to
Rhyming words in a couplet.
Oh! five seven five.

I love that

Waitwhat23 · 15/02/2025 23:59

Tonight Bigger Boat
Bellows into the darkness
No! No more poems!

No verse, no sonnets
Definitely not an ode
Limericks? Get lost!

Antipathy to
Rhyming words in a couplet.
Oh! five seven five.

murasaki · 15/02/2025 23:34

Dr Beth must be on meth
If he thinks we think he's a she.

ContemporaneousNotes · 15/02/2025 23:24

FlirtsWithRhinos · 15/02/2025 20:58

Moses supposes his toes are roses
But Moses supposes erroneously
Unless Moses proposes his toes be roses
If that's what they identify to be

Moses supposes his toeses are roses
But Moses supposes erroneously
For nobody’s toeses are pos-es of roses
Unless said to be so by Doctor Beth-y

Bannedontherun · 15/02/2025 23:21

Roses are red
Violets are blue

i have boner
looking at you

i’m in a dress
cant you see

that makes me a girl
Just let me be

don't be scared
i wish no ill

I promise not
I take a pill

I am kind
my mates attest
And wish me all the best

i have no clue
what an ado

KingTutting · 15/02/2025 23:15

FormerlyKnownAsPrints · 15/02/2025 22:47

The Robert Galbraith books are masterpieces. I can’t wait for the next one and clearly I’m among many thousands.

I don’t know who Bob is, unless he’s your uncle, in a dress?

The last one is the best one so clearly that comment is bullshit.
I remember Stephen King on Twitter talking about how amazing it was.
If JK has one failing it’s making me wait for the next one until September.

Waitwhat23 · 15/02/2025 23:14

I prefer haikus -

It doesn't matter
How much India bitches.
He's a man, always.

JKR replies
Cos he's like a mosquito.
Infernal buzzing.

A word of warning
He might go through with his threat =
Televised cervix!

Lark1ane · 15/02/2025 23:13

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Upton's Tribunal thread?
He must be on glue.

FlirtsWithRhinos · 15/02/2025 23:10

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Unless they're trans-roses
Then blue is red too

FlirtsWithRhinos · 15/02/2025 23:09

BiggerBoat1 · 15/02/2025 22:33

JKR set the bar low and then this is like a race to the bottom. Who can write the cattiest and most purile ‘poetry’.

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Mate, women have been putting up with the far more offensive situation of trans identifying men taking it upon themselves to literally redefine us into this baseless concept of "cis women" who share some sort of wommany mindedness with them, not only without doing us the courtesy of asking us beforehand whether we do, in fact, actually all have that wommany mind thing they were assuming we do (clue - a hell of a lot of us do not), and even if we did, did we actually agree that having a wommany mind is more significant to women's safey, privacy, rights, protections and identity than just having a boring old female body (clue - no it isn't), but just going ahead regardless because nothing we boring actual women could have to say is worth more than their assessment of us, but even after the event, when we are activelty saying very loudly "Oi, men-who-think-you-are-women, you have got this woman thing wrong! That is not what we are at all!", continuing to assert their own redefinition of us onto us over our own voices and experiences.

Now that is offensive!

So if now and again we have enough of that unbelievably offensive treatment and let off a little bit of steam with some - gasp - intemperate poetry, I really do not think that comes anywhere close to the utter utter utter offensiveness that is the simple everyday reality of trans women's treatment of women and womanhood.

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