Page 12 | JKR poem to IW - Brilliant

TwistedWonder · 2025-02-15T18:21:25+00:00

[[https://x.com/jk_rowling/status/1890450465063600510 https://x.com/jk_rowling/status/1890450465063600510]] I’ll get screenshots for anyone not on X but I have to love JKR for this ❤️

Mochudubh · 15/02/2025 20:04

I have a picture of IW concentrating, tip of tongue poking out a la Linus van Pelt, tapping pencil on chin as he crafts the perfect comeback.

Aaaand failing.

AnSolas · 15/02/2025 20:01

MarieDeGournay · 15/02/2025 19:34

The first rule of roses are red is it has to start with roses are red

Oh I don't know, does it really.....?

Roses are rose-coloured
Violets are violet
Zingiber striolatum
Has leaves that are striolate

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Gurrrrrrr

Roses are rose-coloured ginger salmon plum bubblegum
Violets are violet
Zingiber striolatum
Has leaves that are striolate

Noshowlomo · 15/02/2025 19:38

How can you be a “better woman” than another woman. What’s the woman criteria?

Tit

MarieDeGournay · 15/02/2025 19:34

AnSolas · 15/02/2025 18:50

Kind of proving JKR's point there ain't e

And nope the first rule of roses are red is it has to start with roses are red
And hit the return key

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The first rule of roses are red is it has to start with roses are red

Oh I don't know, does it really.....?

Roses are rose-coloured
Violets are violet
Zingiber striolatum
Has leaves that are striolate

AnSolas · 15/02/2025 19:29

MarieDeGournay · 15/02/2025 19:16

I actually like IW's first three lines; but after that I think he loses control of the scansion - always a bad thing when you're writing doggerel.

And a fan of JKR's books from the dominant imagery.

Lark1ane · 15/02/2025 19:27

Bannedontherun · 15/02/2025 19:23

@Lark1ane saved me the effort lol

JKR invented the name Ella Galbraith as a child.
As any fule kno.😇

user3827 · 15/02/2025 19:26

Trans affirmative IS gay conversion therapy

Bannedontherun · 15/02/2025 19:23

@Lark1ane saved me the effort lol

Lark1ane · 15/02/2025 19:21

StMarie4me · 15/02/2025 19:07

Is she?
Why did she use Robert Galbraith as her pen name then? Do you also support Gay Conversion Therapy and the horrors that go with it? As that's what Robert Galbraith did. And she chose it. She's an intelligent woman. She knew what she was doing.

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That was Robert Galbraith Heath.
So that's a bit of a flight of fancy you are on.

HtH.

murasaki · 15/02/2025 19:19

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MarieDeGournay · 15/02/2025 19:16

I actually like IW's first three lines; but after that I think he loses control of the scansion - always a bad thing when you're writing doggerel.

AnSolas · 15/02/2025 19:14

StMarie4me · 15/02/2025 19:07

Is she?
Why did she use Robert Galbraith as her pen name then? Do you also support Gay Conversion Therapy and the horrors that go with it? As that's what Robert Galbraith did. And she chose it. She's an intelligent woman. She knew what she was doing.

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And your proof is ?

(Hint because I said so fails the proof test )

murasaki · 15/02/2025 19:14

Well actually I have a lot of time for a woman who puts her own money into a rape crisis centre for actual women, funds court cases and tribunals for people who have been poorly treated for expressing gender critical views, and broadly stands against the aggressive trans ideology which is the biggest gay conversion therapy scheme out there.

StMarie4me · 15/02/2025 19:07

murasaki · 15/02/2025 18:23

Haha, she is great.

Is she?
Why did she use Robert Galbraith as her pen name then? Do you also support Gay Conversion Therapy and the horrors that go with it? As that's what Robert Galbraith did. And she chose it. She's an intelligent woman. She knew what she was doing.

myplace · 15/02/2025 18:58

India’s changed his look now though. Not so much like JKR

Greyskybluesky · 15/02/2025 18:54

Cosmosforbreakfast · 15/02/2025 18:45

India goes to great lengths to get attention from JKR. As soon as JK responds, India rolls over to have his tummy tickled and spams nonsense to keep the attention coming.

Yes it's so noticeable and really weird!

AnSolas · 15/02/2025 18:50

TwistedWonder · 15/02/2025 18:35

Yep - still deluded.

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Kind of proving JKR's point there ain't e

And nope the first rule of roses are red is it has to start with roses are red
And hit the return key

murasaki · 15/02/2025 18:49

Yes, I think she shouldn't give him the oxygen of publicity

eatfigs · 15/02/2025 18:47

shrinkingthiswinter · 15/02/2025 18:35

Is funny but I don’t think she should sink to interaction with IW

Yes he thrives on this

MarieDeGournay · 15/02/2025 18:46

This is all very ancient Celtic - bards engaging in poetic battle! Though I have to say the ancient bards were better at it😄

Cosmosforbreakfast · 15/02/2025 18:45

India goes to great lengths to get attention from JKR. As soon as JK responds, India rolls over to have his tummy tickled and spams nonsense to keep the attention coming.

murasaki · 15/02/2025 18:40

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Helleofabore · 15/02/2025 18:39

Masterful rhymes

shrinkingthiswinter · 15/02/2025 18:35

Is funny but I don’t think she should sink to interaction with IW

Original poster

TwistedWonder · 15/02/2025 18:35

murasaki · 15/02/2025 18:27

I would have left it at the first one, but hey ho. Not on x, has India responded?

Yep - still deluded.

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