CPS change the proposed 'sex by deception re gender' legal guidance

But what if there was, I dunno, some kind of sex planet or sexy multiverse or something where anything goes? Surely that legitimises a quick fumble in the back of a Vauxhall Nova with your fingers crossed?

Isn't it a real life demonstration of the incoherence of this ideology. No intellectual basis, no credible ethical arguments - just intimidation and coercion of women, children and the vulnerable?

The depths are really being plumbed now with the what if scenarios, desperate stuff.

No male is ever female and no-one should even contemplate deceiving another person about their sex when they are considering a sexual relationship, that's is the beginning, middle and end. No ifs, buts, maybes or pleas for sacred caste status.

Don't lie, mislead or attempt to trick people.

Science fiction has absolutely no impact on the fact that it is illegal to deceive a sexual partner about your sex.

But what if I was a twin but my female body combined with my male twin's body shortly after conception and I developed as a baby with both large and small gamete production capability?

Who cares? It's just another ridiculous sci-fi scenario like brains in bottles or brain transplants.

we’ve diverted away from the subject, which is sex by deception- as it would be if you were to present as having an opposite sexed body.

But on the wonders of brain transplants, and the extraordinary human body… I was pondering today about being pregnant with my sons. How their brains were literally constructed out of mine, and my brain shrank in the process. I have some male dna debris circulating in my body as a result of carrying them.

How half my DNA was present in my grandmother’s womb, in an egg in the ovary of my unborn mother.

Truly extraordinary.

Isn't it a real life demonstration of the incoherence of this ideology. No intellectual basis, no credible ethical arguments - just intimidation and coercion of women, children and the vulnerable?

I'm still struggling with why this is posed as some sort of philosophical conundrum.

Is there some confusion about the meaning of male and female? The words for the two sexes?

I feel like people are being asked "If I turn up to a car dealership driving a Volvo, but leave driving a Volkswagen, what sort of car is that now?"

Volvo and Volkswagen are words for types of car, not types of driver. Even if people have stereotypical views about either.

A person with a brain that has a great chance of killing me because it is the opposite sex for the body that it is in.

It is an irrelevant exercise because it is unlikely to happen and it bares fuck all significance or comparison for any person's life that has come before or is currently living.

If a person has to resort to this type of science fiction experiment to try to convince anyone that they are the opposite sex, it really does say a great deal about the fuckwittery that is being relied on.

No person is born in the wrong body.
No person has the opposite sex brain.

Whatever you think this exercise is doing, it is not reflecting reality in any way and it does not make womanhood something that any male person can claim.

In this context, not trying to alter the body I'd been given. That is all.

Gee whizz I dunno, most of the brain is autonomous anyway so at the point we can do a body transplant and restore full sensory and motor control then we're clearly past that technical hurdle.

Are you a male person or a female person?

Does anyone remember Steve Martin? Miss M’helmahelmahey!

He carefully chose a beautiful slender body for his beautiful brain, only for her to eat it into plus size.

Realistically, no one with a brain that’s genetically male because it’s in a male body, from conception, can claim to have a woman’s brain.

Well they can, but no one with any sense would actually believe them.

You lot have really made me laugh - and over use the new emojis 😂

Yeah, Eresh. WHAT ARE YOU?

You don't get to decide, though, surely? You are either male or female. Which are you? You look male. Are you male? Are you a man?

What would living as a man mean?

Far be from it from me to be a purist about my Children's Television Workshop output, or muppetry in general, but I had to quit watching Sesame Street when Elmo barged in. Definitely a hand up that arse.

So you would be...what?

A man?
A woman?

Yep.

What if the hand up Elmo's arse didn't actually belong to a muppet?

Everyone needs a hobby. It's okay, it's quite cold this time of year.

What have you been doing?!

I do already have a woman's brain in a man's body. And I'm a man.

Where's the complication?

Brain transplants 🤣

It has become this ludicrous because it is ludicrous.

There are millions of people who have compromised lives due to brain injuries and medics can’t fix them. I can confidently say brain transplants will never happen.
It would be nice to even be able to fix optical neurons so people could see again.

How about what if we try to educate violent men about everyone’s human rights?

I mean, that’s got to be more doable than brain transplants.

seriously, why are we (general we/society) giving these men a pass?