Facepalm of the morning 🤦

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Dinosaurlover · 25/09/2024 09:31

Want to lose weight faster? Be non binary! 😂

Good news for us ladies, I was looking about calorie deficits to lose weight and came across this. Did you know that non binaries are able to eat more calories and still lose weight than us more women? 😂😂

Off to declare myself theyself and gorge on cake!

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MrsOvertonsWindow · 25/09/2024 09:51

This really has made me laugh this morning. Of course, the worry is that these are people trying to advise others from a position of knowledge?

Glamourreader · 25/09/2024 09:45

Hilarious 😂

Shows how much thought goes into this rubbish

JollyTallTeddy · 25/09/2024 09:43

Marvellous. I can eat quite a lot of cake before I put on weight. I have short hair and rarely wear make up. I'm clearly non binary. Who knew? 😂

Chersfrozenface · 25/09/2024 09:43

Well, obviously. I mean, sex, sorry, gender is a spectrum, right? With women at one end, men at the other and non-binary individuals in the middle.

So women = MDCI 1.200, men = MDCI 1,500 and non-binary individuals bang in the middle = 1,350.

ETA this is sarcasm - where is that blasted emoji?

RockaLock · 25/09/2024 09:41

So they've literally just taken the average for male and female calorie guidance, and said that's the non binary amount

Because obviously non-binary means a 50:50 mix of male and female.

Idiots

ScarlettSunset · 25/09/2024 09:35

Hurrah!
I don't consider myself to have a gender (I'm female cos I was born like that and don't know how it 'feels' to be any different). Does that make me non binary by default? Great news if it means I can have more calories without putting on weight!

MrsOvertonsWindow · 25/09/2024 09:35

😂😂😂

Beclowing themselves - every single time.

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