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Facepalm of the morning 🤦

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Dinosaurlover · 25/09/2024 09:31

Want to lose weight faster? Be non binary! 😂

Good news for us ladies, I was looking about calorie deficits to lose weight and came across this. Did you know that non binaries are able to eat more calories and still lose weight than us more women? 😂😂

Off to declare myself theyself and gorge on cake!

Facepalm of the morning 🤦
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Not2identifying · 25/09/2024 10:34

Very amusing. Thank you for sharing.

Igmum · 25/09/2024 10:33

Oh FFS 🤦‍♀️

On the bright side I'm another one with short hair, no make up and wearing trousers 😋😋😋

CriticalCondition · 25/09/2024 10:31

The stupid thing is that the written advice is all very sensible and sex based. It's only the weight loss calculator that has been mucked about with by some diversity numpty who has to justify their existence by adding a third box.

InWithThePlums · 25/09/2024 10:24

Most of the NB people I know are smaller than me, and I’m all of 5’2. Except one who is 6’4 and hench.

Does shaving one’s head or putting nail varnish on alter metabolism? Do goths and punks have different calorie needs to the general population too?

Chersfrozenface · 25/09/2024 10:23

But, but, but... It must be correct, it's got a little green tick and says its been Medically Reviewed and everything.

SinnerBoy · 25/09/2024 10:18

Dinosaurlover · Today 10:10

+ + Is there a link to this piece of ridiculousness? + +

Here you go

Thank you.

SinnerBoy · 25/09/2024 10:18

Dinosaurlover · Today 10:10

...Is there a link to this piece of ridiculousness?...

Here you go

Thanks!

InWithThePlums · 25/09/2024 10:17

Fucking hell that’s hilarious

CorruptedCauldron · 25/09/2024 10:17

These people are bonkers.

uncutdiamonds · 25/09/2024 10:17

Sorry, here

Facepalm of the morning 🤦
uncutdiamonds · 25/09/2024 10:15

You don't want these 2 as your doctors

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ErrolTheDragon · 25/09/2024 10:04

What were they thinking, genuinely?

They weren't. They just acted on a compulsion to be 'inclusive'.

SinnerBoy · 25/09/2024 10:03

Is there a link to this piece of ridiculousness?

JollyTallTeddy · 25/09/2024 10:03

MrsOvertonsWindow · 25/09/2024 09:51

This really has made me laugh this morning. Of course, the worry is that these are people trying to advise others from a position of knowledge?

Well yes. Will nobody consider the poor, hungry trans women?

uncutdiamonds · 25/09/2024 10:03

I'm going to take this very seriously. I'll identify as a man, expect the pounds to drop off, and get really annoyed if it doesn't work. I'll then make a complaint to the website saying they're transphobic and they need to address trans weight loss too.

Snowypeaks · 25/09/2024 09:59

Mumof2namechange · 25/09/2024 09:57

Or maybe they think, if you're a natal woman, you just need to eat an extra 150 calories a day and your body will become manlier (and therefore become a non binary body)

And if a natal man, you eat 150 calories less and you'll shrink 3 inches and have smaller feet, and thereby become a non binary body?

I suspect you're not far off.
These people! 😂

OrlandointheWilderness · 25/09/2024 09:59

That's okay. My food identifies as calorie free.

Beowulfa · 25/09/2024 09:58

Looking forward to DadJoke joining the thread to remind us that non-binary calories are valid, and not counting them is against the law.

uncutdiamonds · 25/09/2024 09:57

Oh thank you, a good guffaw for the morning!!

Mumof2namechange · 25/09/2024 09:57

Or maybe they think, if you're a natal woman, you just need to eat an extra 150 calories a day and your body will become manlier (and therefore become a non binary body)

And if a natal man, you eat 150 calories less and you'll shrink 3 inches and have smaller feet, and thereby become a non binary body?

Snowypeaks · 25/09/2024 09:55

Mainty? Danly?

Mumof2namechange · 25/09/2024 09:54

What were they thinking, genuinely?

Do they think men eat more than women just to feel manly? (Rather than physically having higher calorific needs.)

And women eat less than men to feel dainty?

So if you're non binary you eat a middling amount to feel somewhere in between manly and dainty.

Helleofabore · 25/09/2024 09:54

I will join you on having an extra bit of cake dinosaur.

They didn’t think that through at all, did they?

CriticalCondition · 25/09/2024 09:52

They've got the maths all wrong. It should be 2700 calories. After all an NB is outside the binary so the figures for a man and woman should be added, not averaged.

Very much looking forward to smashing the binary by eating a fuck ton of cake today.

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