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Facepalm of the morning 🤦

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Dinosaurlover · 25/09/2024 09:31

Want to lose weight faster? Be non binary! 😂

Good news for us ladies, I was looking about calorie deficits to lose weight and came across this. Did you know that non binaries are able to eat more calories and still lose weight than us more women? 😂😂

Off to declare myself theyself and gorge on cake!

Facepalm of the morning 🤦
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ScrambledSmegs · 25/09/2024 12:01

Double the recommended calorie intake for Gemins? I can live with that.

CriticalCondition · 25/09/2024 11:58

Liquid diet for Aquarians you say? <Eyes up non-binary quantity of cake and liquidiser>.

JollyTallTeddy · 25/09/2024 11:55

I do so enjoy the naughty board for wit, wisdom and decent critical thinking. Thank you, one and all!

Raw antelope for the leos 😂 😂

NotBadConsidering · 25/09/2024 11:54

Bovril for Taureans

Isn’t this a bit cannibalistic? Grass fed for Taureans in summer, hay or grain in winter.

CriticalCondition · 25/09/2024 11:52

It's the Scorpios I feel sorry for.

MrsOvertonsWindow · 25/09/2024 11:50

MarieDeGournay · 25/09/2024 10:47

I'm sure some con-artist citizen nutritionist has come up with a Star Sign Diet - you know, a liquid diet for Aquarians, Bovril for Taureans, olive oil for Virgos, pescatarian for Pisceans, raw antelope for Leos etc Grin

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"raw antelope for Leos" 😂😂

Namechangeforadhd · 25/09/2024 11:38

😂 Not often that threads on here make me lol instead of cry!
Thank you!

OuterSpaceCadet · 25/09/2024 11:25

Surely all those extra calories tend to accumulate around the very binary and womanly tits?

Thankfully in the US there'll be a $urgeon willing to help out with that....

Ameliasvocalfry · 25/09/2024 11:22

Beowulfa · 25/09/2024 09:58

Looking forward to DadJoke joining the thread to remind us that non-binary calories are valid, and not counting them is against the law.

🤣🤣🤣

Facepalm of the morning 🤦
Singluusername · 25/09/2024 11:14

RockaLock · 25/09/2024 09:41

So they've literally just taken the average for male and female calorie guidance, and said that's the non binary amount Confused

Because obviously non-binary means a 50:50 mix of male and female.

Idiots Hmm

I know! This is remarkable!

Thelnebriati · 25/09/2024 11:14

Are they saying weight loss is a binary system but sex isn't?

ReadWithScepticism · 25/09/2024 11:13

I wonder if calorie needs go down while you are in girl mode. I must remember to enter boy mode before every meal. Make-up remover pad and a hoodie should do it.

SueSuddio · 25/09/2024 11:11

This is top drawer bat shittery. Darwinism at it's finest. Bravo Everyday Health . Kind of draws a question mark over their other advice.

DialSquare · 25/09/2024 11:05

TWETMIRF · 25/09/2024 10:52

You'd go to see them about your piles and they'd ask you to roll up your sleeve

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I dread to think what would happen if you went to see them with a broken arm!

I’m Transskinny so I can eat as many calories as I want. Even more than men.

ErrolTheDragon · 25/09/2024 10:55

They can be fully inclusive by giving the values for males and females.

DrinkFeckArseGirls · 25/09/2024 10:55

Is it because they are half-man and half-woman so their energy expenditure is higher than women and lower than men?

TWETMIRF · 25/09/2024 10:52

uncutdiamonds · 25/09/2024 10:15

You don't want these 2 as your doctors

You'd go to see them about your piles and they'd ask you to roll up your sleeve

Chersfrozenface · 25/09/2024 10:51

MarieDeGournay · 25/09/2024 10:35

I'm reading it as a deliberate piece of mischief smuggled in by a clever GC trickster, in order to show up the unscientific daftness of it all...Wink

Sadly, that's unlikely.

It's from the US, where the compulsory credo is that transwomen are women, transmen are men, and non-binary is valid.

Any discussion of health has to include women, men and non-binary individuals - or the all-encompassing 'people", as in "pregnant people". (For definition of women and men, see above.)

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MarieDeGournay · 25/09/2024 10:47

CriticalCondition · 25/09/2024 10:41

I might email them and ask them to add some boxes for star signs. I wonder what calorie intake they recommend for a Gemini. Cos that's relevant and sciency too, right?

I'm sure some con-artist citizen nutritionist has come up with a Star Sign Diet - you know, a liquid diet for Aquarians, Bovril for Taureans, olive oil for Virgos, pescatarian for Pisceans, raw antelope for Leos etc Grin

DrSoupDragonsFriend · 25/09/2024 10:46

Thank you so much for this. It's vastly improved my morning.😂

popeydokey · 25/09/2024 10:41

That's brilliant - thanks OP!

CriticalCondition · 25/09/2024 10:41

I might email them and ask them to add some boxes for star signs. I wonder what calorie intake they recommend for a Gemini. Cos that's relevant and sciency too, right?

JollyTallTeddy · 25/09/2024 10:40

MarieDeGournay · 25/09/2024 10:35

I'm reading it as a deliberate piece of mischief smuggled in by a clever GC trickster, in order to show up the unscientific daftness of it all...Wink

I like your thinking!

MarieDeGournay · 25/09/2024 10:35

I'm reading it as a deliberate piece of mischief smuggled in by a clever GC trickster, in order to show up the unscientific daftness of it all...Wink

Snowypeaks · 25/09/2024 10:34

Igmum · 25/09/2024 10:33

Oh FFS 🤦‍♀️

On the bright side I'm another one with short hair, no make up and wearing trousers 😋😋😋

Same here! And I've just scratched my bum and burped, so... banana cake, here I come!

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