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4 wide eyed innocent questions for GC women

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KielderWater · 28/08/2024 15:12

  1. Do you believe all GC women agree that northern women make the best Yorkshire pudding batter due to their aggression?
  2. I know a left wing woman who thinks the milk should go in before the tea, is this abhorrent behaviour a left wing thing and will you disassociate yourself from the left because of it?
  3. Brambles mostly reproduce asexually. How many subspecies do you think there are?
  4. Is my husband gender nonconformist because he hung up the washing? Should I be worried he might start keeping track of the family’s birthdays next?

Happy to answer your questions too.

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newtlover · 28/08/2024 17:08

BettyFilous · 28/08/2024 17:02

More importantly, how is his peg-use efficiency? Does he use 3 or 4 pegs to peg 2 adjacent t-shirts to the line?

well, to be fair, this depends on whether there's a scarcity of pegs

ArabellaScott · 28/08/2024 17:06

Whither Baxters?! All that way fur a chicken?

BettyFilous · 28/08/2024 17:02

newtlover · 28/08/2024 15:26

@KielderWater upside down is fine, as long as he isn't wasting line space by hanging them landscape instead of portrait. How is he hanging T shirts?

More importantly, how is his peg-use efficiency? Does he use 3 or 4 pegs to peg 2 adjacent t-shirts to the line?

KielderWater · 28/08/2024 16:48

ArabellaScott · 28/08/2024 16:41

North? Ye sound like a bit o a sassenach tae me doll.

In my day, Fochabers were North.

No point heading south to Fochabers now Baxters visitors centre has shut.

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Chersfrozenface · 28/08/2024 16:46

KielderWater · 28/08/2024 16:30

Curry sauce hasn’t been mentioned yet as a chip topper…. Is it cultural appropriation? If so who is appropriating who?

First time I ever came across curry sauce was when I ventured from North Wales to the Valleys, over 50 years ago.

Stunned, I was.

Mind you, we'd got cheesy chips before I left Gogland in the late 70s.

MarieDeGournay · 28/08/2024 16:44

ArabellaScott · 28/08/2024 16:41

North? Ye sound like a bit o a sassenach tae me doll.

In my day, Fochabers were North.

Northerners? Yeah right! Yer all soft southerners to us!

4 wide eyed innocent questions for GC women
ghostyslovesheets · 28/08/2024 16:43

Melroses · 28/08/2024 16:42

He was correct (for Manchester).

See also (plain) teacakes.

Nooooooooooooooooo! Well I'll to t'foot of our stairs - every day's an education!

AlisonDonut · 28/08/2024 16:43

Frozen yorkies thanks
Coffee not tea
Thornless blackberries rule, we have 3 different varieties. If you are going to be spiked make it matter with a Japanese Wineberry at least.
Washing up and clothes is his job in this house.

Melroses · 28/08/2024 16:42

ghostyslovesheets · 28/08/2024 16:30

I am concerned about the change in northern men though - they are going a bit wrong - DD's BF asked her 'what do you call a round bit of bread with filling?' - she said a Bap- obviously correct but will also accept barm cake, roll, etc

This Manchester born youth said 'no ... it's a MUFFIN' a MUFFIN? Something is going on there - be warned

He was correct (for Manchester).

See also (plain) teacakes.

ArabellaScott · 28/08/2024 16:41

ApocalipstickNow · 28/08/2024 16:32

I dunt believe enny of yus are from t’North, nun of yus are talking reyt proper for a start.

Tha can’t just identify into North, thas got to ave menny generations eya.

(Tha gets extra points if tha can still it a dartbooard wi yer arra if some Yank asks thee about yon pentangle on pub wall)

North? Ye sound like a bit o a sassenach tae me doll.

In my day, Fochabers were North.

hatboxes · 28/08/2024 16:39

KielderWater · 28/08/2024 16:30

Curry sauce hasn’t been mentioned yet as a chip topper…. Is it cultural appropriation? If so who is appropriating who?

I've seen 'samosa butties' for sale in the Midlands. I guess that's fusion?

ghostyslovesheets · 28/08/2024 16:37

@ApocalipstickNow casting nasturtiums are ya queen?

Well my great great grandfather built the very streets Bread was filmed on and my great uncle tiled the Childwall Clock!

My mum once had a ride on Ringo's motorbike and refused to serve our Cilla in the pub - okay so my dad from Ireland and I wont mention my grandmother at all (Surry) but you know - The Beatles etc etc!

ApocalipstickNow · 28/08/2024 16:32

I dunt believe enny of yus are from t’North, nun of yus are talking reyt proper for a start.

Tha can’t just identify into North, thas got to ave menny generations eya.

(Tha gets extra points if tha can still it a dartbooard wi yer arra if some Yank asks thee about yon pentangle on pub wall)

Ereshkigalangcleg · 28/08/2024 16:31

Thanks for the heads up!

No worries, so really we're talking about a heterosexual couple, although they both bang on about how extremely "queer" they are.

ghostyslovesheets · 28/08/2024 16:30

I am concerned about the change in northern men though - they are going a bit wrong - DD's BF asked her 'what do you call a round bit of bread with filling?' - she said a Bap- obviously correct but will also accept barm cake, roll, etc

This Manchester born youth said 'no ... it's a MUFFIN' a MUFFIN? Something is going on there - be warned

KielderWater · 28/08/2024 16:30

Curry sauce hasn’t been mentioned yet as a chip topper…. Is it cultural appropriation? If so who is appropriating who?

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ghostyslovesheets · 28/08/2024 16:25

GailBlancheViola · 28/08/2024 16:24

Just concentrate on what is underneath the toppings - CHIPS, yessssss, we unite over the chips whatever is laid over them.

My last meal will involve chips and lots of them.

yes and scraps - lots of scraps

GailBlancheViola · 28/08/2024 16:24

ghostyslovesheets · 28/08/2024 16:21

There may be more things, generally, that unite us than divide us but I have a feeling chip toppings isn't one of them

Just concentrate on what is underneath the toppings - CHIPS, yessssss, we unite over the chips whatever is laid over them.

My last meal will involve chips and lots of them.

ArabellaScott · 28/08/2024 16:23

Holy wow. This is a great rabbithole.

'Bramble has the remarkable ability to produce its seeds without being fertilised.

This happens when the plant’s pollen gets on its flower's own stigma, stimulating fruit formation without fertilisation actually occurring.[13]

This form of reproduction is neither asexual or sexual. It's called ‘apomixis.’ Dandelions do it too. The seed is genetically identical to the parent.[14]

On those occasions when a bramble reproduces sexually, a different strain of the species can sometimes establish itself, developing and multiplying rapidly through the power of apomixis.[15]


Bramble Seeds
[Source: Flickr Creative Commons © Joanna Paterson]

And here's another thing - some bramble plants are also "polyploid," meaning their chromosomes have doubled or trebled in number.[16]

Together, the phenomena of apomixis and polyploidy have caused the bramble to split into many microspecies. The bramble is therefore not actually one species, it's an ‘aggregate’ species.[17] In fact the bramble is split into 320+ microspecies scattered across the British Isles.[18]

ArabellaScott · 28/08/2024 16:21

Plasmodesmata · 28/08/2024 15:44

  1. Who was it who said that Northern women were a subset of women like trans women except more aggressive? (I might be paraphrasing a bit). Was Aunt Bessie Northern?
  2. Milk should go in before the tea if pouring from a pot.
  3. Can Brambles change sex?
  4. Probably.
  1. Meg John Barker! Identified northern at birth.
  2. No.
  3. Brambles grow so fast they are actually classed as an ambulant species iirc
  4. okay.
ghostyslovesheets · 28/08/2024 16:21

There may be more things, generally, that unite us than divide us but I have a feeling chip toppings isn't one of them

hatboxes · 28/08/2024 16:18

Waitwhat23 · 28/08/2024 16:12

I don't drink tea normally but do make chai sometimes. I boil the tea and spices together in water and then add the milk and double boil it. No idea if that's the proper way to do it, but it tastes lovely.

I luuurve chai but don’t often make it. I imagine it’s one of those things that there are many different nuances to making but your/your grannies way is the best way.

GailBlancheViola · 28/08/2024 16:18

MrsTerryPratchett · 28/08/2024 15:40

the rights of all women to have gravy on their chip barm.

My feminism is for all women. Brown bread and mayo with thin chips. White bread, butter and HP with chip shop chips. And yes, gravy. We need to unite with our chip butties, not divide our mayonnaise and gravy sisters. UNITE!

I support all ways of having chips because, well, chips.

ghostyslovesheets · 28/08/2024 16:16

PollyDactyl · 28/08/2024 16:14

I've never had Norvern Gwavy, guvnor.

I oww'a get myself Norwf this Au'umm, treacle.

Do it pronto - you will have no regrets

New rule - mayo or peanut sauce will only be supplied to people holding an EU passport

GailBlancheViola · 28/08/2024 16:15

Ereshkigalangcleg · 28/08/2024 16:11

Meg is a "non binary" woman.

Thanks for the heads up!