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4 wide eyed innocent questions for GC women

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KielderWater · 28/08/2024 15:12

  1. Do you believe all GC women agree that northern women make the best Yorkshire pudding batter due to their aggression?
  2. I know a left wing woman who thinks the milk should go in before the tea, is this abhorrent behaviour a left wing thing and will you disassociate yourself from the left because of it?
  3. Brambles mostly reproduce asexually. How many subspecies do you think there are?
  4. Is my husband gender nonconformist because he hung up the washing? Should I be worried he might start keeping track of the family’s birthdays next?

Happy to answer your questions too.

OP posts:
lcakethereforeIam · 04/09/2024 18:43

Only a joke, clam down now.

ArabellaScott · 04/09/2024 18:34

Fish puns?

Christ on a pike.

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KielderWater · 04/09/2024 17:17

CocoapuffPuff · 04/09/2024 14:53

I'm still hungry. But I don't like fish. Well, I do, but I like 'em swimming around, not on my plate.
Gimme a steak though...

We don’t want you to feel like a fish out of water so don’t clam up, draw up a perch and join in.

Having said that, we do have other fish to fry.

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lcakethereforeIam · 04/09/2024 15:51

I might do. Just need to mullet over.

SinnerBoy · 04/09/2024 15:43

For cod's hake! Enough of the fish puns!

CocoapuffPuff · 04/09/2024 14:53

I'm still hungry. But I don't like fish. Well, I do, but I like 'em swimming around, not on my plate.
Gimme a steak though...

CautiousLurker · 04/09/2024 14:44

@lcakethereforeIam am sure we can divert the thread back by the mere mention of fishcakes, though?

quantumbutterfly · 04/09/2024 13:43

It would be shellfish to stop your fun.

lcakethereforeIam · 04/09/2024 13:10

Who the hell changed the topic to fish?

I cannot tell a lie it was m....@Boiledbeetle or possibly @JanesLittleGirl it's a little unclear.

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PollyDactyl · 04/09/2024 12:50

NB I have been to the little coop - fishcakes for tea from the bargain shelf. With baby plum tomaties from Yorks and some Hereford strawbs for afters.

PollyDactyl · 04/09/2024 12:48

V good, wims, v good indeed!

Grin
CocoapuffPuff · 04/09/2024 11:48

Who the hell changed the topic to fish?

Chips. We were talking chips. Mmmmmmm. Lovely fat crispy chips with a seas worth of salt and maybe a runny yolked egg on top.

I'm hungry

Igmum · 04/09/2024 10:38

InvisibleBuffy · 28/08/2024 18:43

I don't like Yorkshire puddings or tea. I have no opinion on brambles and I don't have a husband, nor am I seeking one.
Am I still allowed to be part of GC Club or will I be expelled? I'm still waiting for the boatloads of right-wing cash that are supposed to be funding my part in the movement. If you could save my expulsion until after I get my cheque, it'd be much appreciated. Ta.

InvisibleBuffy are you me? I didn't realise I had name changed

CautiousLurker · 04/09/2024 09:37

@Boiledbeetle 🤣

Boiledbeetle · 04/09/2024 09:35

CautiousLurker · 04/09/2024 09:01

Tempted to report these posts for diversionary tactics, but will reel myself in.

Hmm, don't mean to be koi, and I'll try not to carp on but surely that would only be true if we were posting slake recipes!

lcakethereforeIam · 04/09/2024 09:13

Thanks for letting minnow.

Ereshkigalangcleg · 04/09/2024 09:08

There's a time and a plaice!

TWETMIRF · 04/09/2024 09:08

Oh my cod, these are sole bad

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KielderWater · 04/09/2024 09:05

CautiousLurker · 04/09/2024 09:01

Tempted to report these posts for diversionary tactics, but will reel myself in.

Calm down, it is just small fry.

OP posts:
lcakethereforeIam · 04/09/2024 09:04

That's brill!

CautiousLurker · 04/09/2024 09:01

Tempted to report these posts for diversionary tactics, but will reel myself in.

lcakethereforeIam · 04/09/2024 08:48

Sometimes we're a little hard of herring too.

JanesLittleGirl · 03/09/2024 23:44

Boiledbeetle · 03/09/2024 23:29

I should really stop trying to skim read things, they're was a brief moment there when I was wondering what fish had to do with a cup of tea!

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There are times when we are all talking at cross porpoises.

Boiledbeetle · 03/09/2024 23:29

JanesLittleGirl · 03/09/2024 23:04

There is no universal perfect cup of tea. I start from the view that all tea is good tea but some is better than others. My personal favourite is 2 spoons of sugar, a Ceylon teabag and 4 fifths up to the top with boiling water. Leave for about 5 minutes then fish the teabag out and top up with ideal milk.

I wouldn't impose this on anybody else. It is just the way I like it.

I should really stop trying to skim read things, they're was a brief moment there when I was wondering what fish had to do with a cup of tea!

JanesLittleGirl · 03/09/2024 23:04

There is no universal perfect cup of tea. I start from the view that all tea is good tea but some is better than others. My personal favourite is 2 spoons of sugar, a Ceylon teabag and 4 fifths up to the top with boiling water. Leave for about 5 minutes then fish the teabag out and top up with ideal milk.

I wouldn't impose this on anybody else. It is just the way I like it.