Active discussions

Please or to access all these features

Talk
Feminism: Sex and gender discussions

Feminism: chat

Original poster

4 wide eyed innocent questions for GC women

214 replies

KielderWater · 28/08/2024 15:12

  1. Do you believe all GC women agree that northern women make the best Yorkshire pudding batter due to their aggression?
  2. I know a left wing woman who thinks the milk should go in before the tea, is this abhorrent behaviour a left wing thing and will you disassociate yourself from the left because of it?
  3. Brambles mostly reproduce asexually. How many subspecies do you think there are?
  4. Is my husband gender nonconformist because he hung up the washing? Should I be worried he might start keeping track of the family’s birthdays next?

Happy to answer your questions too.

OP posts:
New posts on this thread. Refresh page
Petitchat · 05/09/2024 12:20

quantumbutterfly · 04/09/2024 20:14

I can't take credit for this, but thought you'd enjoy it.....

When an eel has a maw with a pharyngeal jaw, that's a moray.
When the jaws open wide and there's more jaws inside, that's a moray
When it sulks in a reef and has two sets of teeth, that's a moray.
When an eel bites your thigh and you bleed out and die that's a moray

😁 😁

Petitchat · 05/09/2024 12:19

MrsTerryPratchett · 28/08/2024 15:15

No, I do.
Depends. Pot tea or bag tea?
I'd like a subspecies that didn't have thorns. My poor poor thumb today.
Mine is currently hanging some up to get darked on and remembers everyone's birthdays. He looks like Mike Tindall though so who knows?

Long time since I had my washing darked on.
I've been using the dryer....

quantumbutterfly · 05/09/2024 12:07

I'm going to have to leave this punnery, I'm getting a fishes haddock.

lcakethereforeIam · 05/09/2024 11:47

Okay. Fair do's. I thought I smelt a conspiracy.

JanesLittleGirl · 04/09/2024 22:48

Sorry ok! I just described the act of removing a teabag from a mug as fishing it out. Clearly some mist-hake.

ArabellaScott · 04/09/2024 20:27

Trying hard not to hake that poissonally, cake.

lcakethereforeIam · 04/09/2024 20:17

I think a grouper people on this thread are posting pollocks, but that song is genuinely 😁

quantumbutterfly · 04/09/2024 20:14

I can't take credit for this, but thought you'd enjoy it.....

When an eel has a maw with a pharyngeal jaw, that's a moray.
When the jaws open wide and there's more jaws inside, that's a moray
When it sulks in a reef and has two sets of teeth, that's a moray.
When an eel bites your thigh and you bleed out and die that's a moray

Boiledbeetle · 04/09/2024 20:11

Bannedontherun · 04/09/2024 19:59

I am probably correct in saying peeps are on google looking up fish names, not me of course….

You are of course totally wrong, I'd never do that. 😏😉🤐 Will admit though I think I've fished my knowledge bass to its depths. ,so...drum roll ...I'm bowing trout of the fish puns!

Bannedontherun · 04/09/2024 19:59

I am probably correct in saying peeps are on google looking up fish names, not me of course….

Bannedontherun · 04/09/2024 19:58

Well i am not sure i am in the right plaice anymore, Am having serious trouts about this thread.

UtterlyOtterly · 04/09/2024 19:54

This is a brilliant thread.

Bannedontherun · 04/09/2024 19:50

Fuck i had just thought of that double pollocks.

SinnerBoy · 04/09/2024 19:49

This fish stuff is a load of pollocks.

Boiledbeetle · 04/09/2024 19:42

lcakethereforeIam · 04/09/2024 19:35

I'm trying to think of another one. I'm beginning to flounder.

Pollocks! I'm sure you've got one two moray in you

Bannedontherun · 04/09/2024 19:37

😂😂😂

lcakethereforeIam · 04/09/2024 19:35

I'm trying to think of another one. I'm beginning to flounder.

ArabellaScott · 04/09/2024 19:03

No wonder. It's like a bad bream.

CautiousLurker · 04/09/2024 19:01

Yeah, the puns are beginning to make me feel a little bit eel.

ArabellaScott · 04/09/2024 19:00

You can't mackerel me.

NoBinturongsHereMate · 04/09/2024 18:54

Quit clowning around, you lot.

ArabellaScott · 04/09/2024 18:53

Krill me now.

Boiledbeetle · 04/09/2024 18:52

I'm tempted to skate over some of these. But they are a ray of joy,

ArabellaScott · 04/09/2024 18:50

I've haddock up to here with puns.

ArabellaScott · 04/09/2024 18:50

For fuck's hake