Please or to access all these features

Feminism: Sex and gender discussions

Pink News misgenders Sam Smith

81 replies

Eminybob · 14/08/2024 18:08

Calls SS they in the body of post, but look carefully at the byline 🤣🤣

Oh dear Pink News. Looks like you do know what a man is after all.

www.thepinknews.com/2024/08/14/no-sam-smith-hasnt-come-out-as-semibisexual/

OP posts:
Aroastdinnerisnotahumanright · 14/08/2024 22:59

According to Wikipedia:

"semibisexual is someone who is bisexual but is attracted to only one gender."

🤔🤔

Howdoesitworkagain · 14/08/2024 22:55

Oh dear. Hoisted by their own petard.

RapidOnsetGenderCritic · 14/08/2024 22:49

Is Sam a hemidemisemiquaverer?

JanesLittleGirl · 14/08/2024 22:43

Maybe he is quasisemibisexual.

PuppyMonkey · 14/08/2024 19:03

We used to call it a standfirst…

The summary paragraph, not Sam Smith.Grin

EmpressaurusDeiGatti · 14/08/2024 18:56

Would Pink News be more or less pissed off if the news had been genuine & people didn’t believe it?

Eminybob · 14/08/2024 18:49

Chersfrozenface · 14/08/2024 18:42

I had to look up the term for the first paragraph in bold which summarises or introduces the story. It's called the "lead paragraph", "blurb paragraph", "teaser text" or traditionally in the UK the "standfirst".

Thank you!

OP posts:
Chersfrozenface · 14/08/2024 18:42

I had to look up the term for the first paragraph in bold which summarises or introduces the story. It's called the "lead paragraph", "blurb paragraph", "teaser text" or traditionally in the UK the "standfirst".

Chersfrozenface · 14/08/2024 18:39

Dobest · 14/08/2024 18:35

He is only attracted to semibis. If he finds one, that might prevent two other people being miserable.

Anyone remember the Monty Python song "Eric the Half a Bee"?

"Is this wretched demi-bee
Half asleep upon my knee"

RadicalisedPastThePointOfSalvation · 14/08/2024 18:38

I think semibisexual is a sexual orientation for the half-hearted. You’re attracted to both sexes but can only muster a semi for each.

Thesquarerootofnotgivingafuck · 14/08/2024 18:37

Eminybob · 14/08/2024 18:35

I'm sure they will have an undercover agent posing as a first time mum looking for breastfeeding advice

Thanks for that image. It will be etched upon my brain forever.

Dobest · 14/08/2024 18:35

He is only attracted to semibis. If he finds one, that might prevent two other people being miserable.

Eminybob · 14/08/2024 18:35

I'm sure they will have an undercover agent posing as a first time mum looking for breastfeeding advice

OP posts:
Thesquarerootofnotgivingafuck · 14/08/2024 18:33

I wonder how often penis news check on the witches of Mumsnet?

Thesquarerootofnotgivingafuck · 14/08/2024 18:32

Eminybob · 14/08/2024 18:30

I'm not sure twitter has clocked it yet. The fact it hasn't been "corrected" yet makes me think not.

I just went on to the website and the article is on there in all it's misgendering glory.

Eminybob · 14/08/2024 18:30

I'm not sure twitter has clocked it yet. The fact it hasn't been "corrected" yet makes me think not.

OP posts:
Eminybob · 14/08/2024 18:28

Thesquarerootofnotgivingafuck · 14/08/2024 18:27

Someone needs to check on little Owen Jones. He will not be ok.

🤣

OP posts:
Thesquarerootofnotgivingafuck · 14/08/2024 18:27

Someone needs to check on little Owen Jones. He will not be ok.

DontStopMe · 14/08/2024 18:26

Surely 'semi' is half, and 'bi' is two, so semi-bi- must be monosexual?

Shiningout · 14/08/2024 18:22

AgathaMystery · 14/08/2024 18:20

Dunno but it’s not a full shilling, whatever it is.

😂😂😂😂😂😭😭

AgathaMystery · 14/08/2024 18:20

SleepPrettyDarling · 14/08/2024 18:19

Is a semi of a bi a quarter?

Dunno but it’s not a full shilling, whatever it is.

PickAChew · 14/08/2024 18:20

Eminybob · 14/08/2024 18:15

Thanks I was just going to post a screen shot for when they inevitably realise their "error"

Just to be clear that I wouldn't be seen dead in that weird photoshopped dress!

SleepPrettyDarling · 14/08/2024 18:19

Is a semi of a bi a quarter?

Boiledbeetle · 14/08/2024 18:18

😱

Pink News misgenders Sam Smith
AgathaMystery · 14/08/2024 18:16

Literal violence right there from Pink News. Thems will be very upset when theys reads that.