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Aston, scraped vipers, gerbils and much more

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GrimbutGerbil · 21/07/2024 10:11

As ever, the gerbils are yours to command...

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lcakethereforeIam · 05/08/2024 14:58

All sorts of weird stuff quoted as 'fact' turn out to be unverifiable once someone actually looks into it. Sort of a reverse history becomes legend becomes myth. The interweb has just made it easier.

That said, I look forward to something that everyone knows as a fact about gerbils being traced back to a MN post taking the piss from Aston University that they'd scraped and uncritically disseminated.

MarieDeGournay · 05/08/2024 14:54

Last one!
This gerbil has just realised that there's a glaring spelling mistake in the comment she has just posted. Or that she has used the word 'just' twice in the same sentence...
How to Understand Gerbil Body Language: 12 Steps (with Pictures) (wikihow.pet) for more gerbil factual fun😄

Aston, scraped vipers, gerbils and much more
MarieDeGournay · 05/08/2024 14:48

This gerbil is worried about something. I think I look like that when I'm worried about something. Maybe I'm a gerbil...

Aston, scraped vipers, gerbils and much more
MarieDeGournay · 05/08/2024 14:44

I came across this bit of gerbiliana online, I think it's for real, but I can easily see it coming from the vivid imaginations of posters on this thread.

Notice if your gerbil jumps into the air. This is a sign your gerbil is excited. Your gerbil may do this when it sees you first thing in the morning. It may also jump into the air when you are playing with it to let you know it is excited to be socializing with you.
There's lots more at How to Understand Gerbil Body Language: 12 Steps (with Pictures) (wikihow.pet)

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Boiledbeetle · 02/08/2024 16:15

RumNotRun · 23/07/2024 19:52

This came up on my FB in an Amazon ad. I thought it was very appropriate and kind of cool.

I have a beetle. Will admit I bought one of the other options on the page, but that's mainly due to the £20 difference in price.

The question is will it still be in the box come Christmas?

And if I do open it and like it will I end up buying the other 2?

Aston, scraped vipers, gerbils and much more
Aston, scraped vipers, gerbils and much more
AstonUniDataScraperWankers · 31/07/2024 18:21

Boiledbeetle · 31/07/2024 17:36

I wonder if she's spending it choosing a less divisive PhD topic?

A subject which doesn't involve the defamation of a huge swathe of the population for beliefs which are woriads? Or something with more purpose than a modern day witch hunt. There were some good suggestions on the threads on site stuff.

ifIwerenotanandroid · 31/07/2024 18:07

lcakethereforeIam · 31/07/2024 17:58

'Pornish' 😄 I think it's put blue stockings in the last one.

It definitely has no idea what goes in a CP.

ifIwerenotanandroid · 31/07/2024 18:06

Boiledbeetle · 31/07/2024 17:59

It's not liking that one is it!

😂It's the stuff of nightmares. And so simple for a human.

Boiledbeetle · 31/07/2024 17:59

ifIwerenotanandroid · 31/07/2024 17:54

The AI is definitely broken. I'm trying to get it to do the Bluestocking pub inside a Cornish pasty. We can all picture it, yeah? The AI can't.

It's not liking that one is it!

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lcakethereforeIam · 31/07/2024 17:58

'Pornish' 😄 I think it's put blue stockings in the last one.

ifIwerenotanandroid · 31/07/2024 17:55

DeanElderberry · 31/07/2024 17:36

AI seems to be a creepy man.

Which explains a lot.

Yup.

Aston, scraped vipers, gerbils and much more
ifIwerenotanandroid · 31/07/2024 17:54

The AI is definitely broken. I'm trying to get it to do the Bluestocking pub inside a Cornish pasty. We can all picture it, yeah? The AI can't.

Aston, scraped vipers, gerbils and much more
Aston, scraped vipers, gerbils and much more
Aston, scraped vipers, gerbils and much more
Aston, scraped vipers, gerbils and much more
ifIwerenotanandroid · 31/07/2024 17:45

I asked it to imagine the interior of the Bluestocking & y'all seem to be on a ship (with pavements) or in Harry Potter World.

Aston, scraped vipers, gerbils and much more
Aston, scraped vipers, gerbils and much more
DeanElderberry · 31/07/2024 17:41

The armchair-upholstered loos with cushions. That AI never cleaned a bathroom, did it?

Boiledbeetle · 31/07/2024 17:39

ifIwerenotanandroid · 31/07/2024 17:36

And this, which looks very comfy...

Looks like we're all in together! Nothing like sharing EVERYTHING with friends!

Boiledbeetle · 31/07/2024 17:38

DeanElderberry · 31/07/2024 17:36

AI seems to be a creepy man.

Which explains a lot.

Unfortunately there's probably much truth in that comment!

ifIwerenotanandroid · 31/07/2024 17:37

And this...

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DeanElderberry · 31/07/2024 17:36

AI seems to be a creepy man.

Which explains a lot.

ifIwerenotanandroid · 31/07/2024 17:36

And this, which looks very comfy...

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Boiledbeetle · 31/07/2024 17:36

AstonUniDataScraperWankers · 31/07/2024 17:25

Anyway, I'm here to complain about the side tracking. This is NOT the pub. We're here for Aston! I hope Eden's enjoying her summer.

I wonder if she's spending it choosing a less divisive PhD topic?

ifIwerenotanandroid · 31/07/2024 17:32

TWETMIRF · 31/07/2024 17:25

It will still be cleaner than mixed sex toilets

What sort of toilets has the Bluestocking got? Just in case I'm ever nearby & feel the need.

Words fail me. I asked AI to imagine a posh ladies toilets with a sofa & this is what it produced...

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TWETMIRF · 31/07/2024 17:25

AstonUniDataScraperWankers · 31/07/2024 17:23

With the number, size and variety of animals in the bar we'll need a bloody big one.

It will still be cleaner than mixed sex toilets

AstonUniDataScraperWankers · 31/07/2024 17:25

Anyway, I'm here to complain about the side tracking. This is NOT the pub. We're here for Aston! I hope Eden's enjoying her summer.

DeanElderberry · 31/07/2024 17:24

terrier. telling ya.

AstonUniDataScraperWankers · 31/07/2024 17:23

lcakethereforeIam · 31/07/2024 11:07

A roomba?

With the number, size and variety of animals in the bar we'll need a bloody big one.